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Hello everyone! This blog is going to be transferred. Our system has developed a Bim Trimmer introject (the person speaking to you right now). Keep an eye out for our new blog!

[bimtrimmerextraordinaireold]

Hey guys.

I wanted to make an announcement for the Markiplier RP/fanfic community: specifically towards the 18+ accounts, but this involves the kiddos in the Markiplier community as well

The user by the name of "red-pillpop" has been repeatedly crossing the boundaries of roleplayers, fanfiction writers, and multiple people in the Markiplier fan community.

This includes sending explicit/romantic messages to accounts that aren't comfortable with that sort of thing, invading 18+ spaces (even though they are a minor), lying and saying that they'll stop this behavior, su*cide baiting once they're called out for crossing boundaries

I would normally try to deal with this privately. I've tried.

Several of my friends have tried.

Red will not listen to us. They've continued crossing boundaries and lying about it despite several people reaching out and trying to politely convince them to stop

I'm definitely not saying that minors have never been exposed to 18+ content, but Red has been willingly and purposefully crossing people's boundaries (not just the boundaries of adults. Other minors as well) and I'm so fucking tired of this behavior

So please stop encouraging these interactions. Please warn your RP buddies. I'm dead serious.

[bimtrimmerextraordinaireold]

I AM ETERNAL.

So, he thought he could get rid of me? Banish me to the depths of the nothingness that you idiots call Hell? Pathetic. Not only am I much stronger than I’ve ever been before- oh no. Now I have motivation. I’m going to teach that mortal fucker who’s really in charge of this weak vessel. 

…and you? Are you just gonna stand around looking pretty, or are you gonna help me like an obedient puppet? 

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#[[OOC: Promoting my own blog!! Because... reasons hfsdjkhfk]]

[bimtrimmerextraordinaireold]

Ah- the pressures of everyday life, am I right?

[Bim took another sip of his own drink, leaning his arm on Winter's shoulder and chuckling quietly.]

What do you do for a living, Winter? Like, what's your job?

[Bim had wandered into a bar and sat down at the long table, before letting out a long sigh. It had been a long day at work, and he was pretty exhausted. Hopefully, once he got a few drinks in him, he'd be able to calm down and forget about the pressure of being a celebrity.]

- @bimtrimmerextraordinaire

*Five minutes later, a man of about 5'10" with grayed out hair and fierce look entered the bar. He looked tough and a little roughed up, and had a particular yellow eye. He sat down a seat away from Bim. Without asking, the bartender knew what he wanted, placing a glass of whiskey on the rocks for the mysterious man.*

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[Bim gave them an awkward smile, and let out an awkward chuckle. Sure, he wasn't willing to take care of this kid for a long time, but he would at least be polite to them until someone came to pick them up... if someone came to pick them up.]

Um. Okay... Well, my name is Bim Trimmer- who are you, exactly?

-how in the hell did this child get here? More over? WHY IS A CHILD HERE???? Oh god, oh fuck, uhh him you might have to look over a six year old demon for a bit Bim, sorry mate-

-@the-crossed-out-entity

Shit, how am I supposed to deal with kids??

[He clears his throat. God, this man was not equipped to look after a plant, let alone an entire living child.]

Um- hello... kid. What brings you into my office?

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[Bim's smile widened as he noticed Chase, and he let out a deep breath.]

Woah, Chase, you look great!

[Of course, Chase always looked great, but seeing him in formal attire just reminded Bim of that fact.]

Are you ready to go?

[Bim was waiting in his car, outside the front door of the studio. He was wearing a suit, as usual, but this time he ditched the blazer and he was wearing a navy blue button-up shirt. For someone who usually wore a plain black tuxedo, this was his version of fancy.]

God, I hope I look alright...

[He was waiting for Chase, so they could go to this fancy restaurant and get to know each other outside of work... and maybe kiss a little. Maybe. Bim was hopeful.]

- @bimtrimmerextraordinaire

*Chase hurried outside as he buttoned his suit. He was wearing a grey suit with a dark green button up shirt underneath, and a dark red tie. He did not wear his hat this time as he spotted Bim, smilling.*

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[Bim smiles softly and nods his head.]

Well... there's these big, grey square panels set up all over the walls around the room. Eric and I put these here to prevent any outside noise from interrupting our show.

I also found some really comfy chairs for us to sit in while we're recording- they're made out of a dark brown leather and they're pretty big... You should sit down in one, they're nice!

The host wonders how preparations for the radio show are going and apologises for not assisting more. The host informs Bim that he is willing to help with anything that Bim may need help with.

Oh, it's fine- most of the stuff has been heavy lifting anyway, and we have Eric to help with that...

I have to start doing some audio testing though, if you'd like to help with that!

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Shit, that's right- I mean... It's kind of a big room. Do you want me to describe it to you?

[Bim mentally smacks himself for being so careless with his words. He'd need to work on that, so he didn't make the Host uncomfortable.]

The host wonders how preparations for the radio show are going and apologises for not assisting more. The host informs Bim that he is willing to help with anything that Bim may need help with.

Oh, it's fine- most of the stuff has been heavy lifting anyway, and we have Eric to help with that...

I have to start doing some audio testing though, if you'd like to help with that!

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-how in the hell did this child get here? More over? WHY IS A CHILD HERE???? Oh god, oh fuck, uhh him you might have to look over a six year old demon for a bit Bim, sorry mate-

-@the-crossed-out-entity

Shit, how am I supposed to deal with kids??

[He clears his throat. God, this man was not equipped to look after a plant, let alone an entire living child.]

Um- hello... kid. What brings you into my office?

[bimtrimmerextraordinaireold]

😍

In a nerdy capitalist kinda way, very cute

[Bim is WAY too attracted to Yancy, but he promised Dark that he wouldn't flirt with his employees on the clock anymore.]

[So unless they catch each other outside of work...? 👀.]

#[[OOC: Bim's one flaw is that he's a capitalist :( ]] #[[Y'know not the fact that he's a literal cannibal fjsjdks]]

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It's no problem, Chase... I'll see you later then, alright? And let you get back to your work.

[Bim had walked over to Chase while he was working on the lighting, just with the intention of checking up on him and making sure he was comfortable with his work so far.]

Ah, Chase! Just the man I wanted to see... How are you holding up?

- @bimtrimmerextraordinaire

*Chase was up on a ladder as he was fixing the inside of a light he was working on*

Coming down, boss!

*Chase slides down the ladder and walks up to Bim. He was wearing an oversized tank top, showing a little bit of his somehow slender shaped body. Some sweat covered his forehead and shoulders*

I'm handing in there! This light is a little busted but I'm almost there!

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[At the sight of the snack, Bim relaxed a little bit. That was his bag of beef jerky, the kind he carried around with him in case one of his employees got hungry.]

Oh, that's what you were looking for... do you want some of it? I have extra, if you just wanna eat some of the stuff in that bag.

*Congrats Bim, a wild Heehoo has made it into your office while you were not there somehow! He is roaming around curiously in all fours, sniffing around.*

@howdidtheferalheehoogetablog

[Bim wandered into his office, and yelped slightly at the sight of this giant man.]

Did... did someone let you in here? Was it Jessica? I knew I should've hired better bodyguards...

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[He grinned and gently nudged Noir's arm, chuckling quietly.]

Hey, there's that signature confidence! You'll be back in the rhythm of things in no time!

...Hello, Mr. Trimmer.

@ask-noir-mark-iswm

...Noir. How's the whole "taking over the world" thing going?

[Bim seemed nervous. He didn't know how to react, honestly.]

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[He grinned as Winter shook his hand. God, Bim was gonna be flirting with this guy for the rest of the night.]

Winter, huh? Nice name... Not to be too forward, but what brings a handsome guy like you to the bar all by yourself?

[Bim had wandered into a bar and sat down at the long table, before letting out a long sigh. It had been a long day at work, and he was pretty exhausted. Hopefully, once he got a few drinks in him, he'd be able to calm down and forget about the pressure of being a celebrity.]

- @bimtrimmerextraordinaire

*Five minutes later, a man of about 5'10" with grayed out hair and fierce look entered the bar. He looked tough and a little roughed up, and had a particular yellow eye. He sat down a seat away from Bim. Without asking, the bartender knew what he wanted, placing a glass of whiskey on the rocks for the mysterious man.*

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[Bim practically skipped over to the recording room, a wide grin on his face. Sure, he was excited about the radio show, but he was mainly happy to be hanging out with the Host again. It seemed like they never had the chance to talk very often, not anymore.]

We're here! It's nice, eh?

The host wonders how preparations for the radio show are going and apologises for not assisting more. The host informs Bim that he is willing to help with anything that Bim may need help with.

Oh, it's fine- most of the stuff has been heavy lifting anyway, and we have Eric to help with that...

I have to start doing some audio testing though, if you'd like to help with that!

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Bim raised his eyebrows. Sinclair's quest for revenge... it was a little intimidating to the cannibal, but he didn't want to let his friend down.

Maybe everything could be sorted out before someone got hurt again.

"Fair enough... Like I said before, I'll advertise your story on my next episode! You have fun out there, Sinclair."

A letter was on Bim's desk, sealed with black wax and stamped with a skull. It read:

"Dear Bim.

I'm hurt. I lay dormant a few years and you go off to start some project with the Host? Did you even attend my funeral? I thought we were pals. Confidants. You scratch my back, I stab someone's for you.

Fine. I'll play by your rules. I'm even coming on to your stupid show. I need a new publisher, anyway.

Best wishes, worst wishes, Sinclair." -@puppeteered-poetry

Bim raised an eyebrow as he began reading the letter, and his eyes widened slightly as he noticed the signature.

Sinclair.

Was he really still alive? Bim thought he'd been dead for ages... Then again, death wasn't really permanent in this reality, so he shouldn't have been too surprised.

"Holy shit," he muttered to himself, looking over the letter again in search of some hint of forgery.

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