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*going through a really hard time* i will survive this but not unaltered

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"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

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it’s almost strawberry season 🍓

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Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

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love ppl online being like "ur literally 30" like do u think thats not gonna happen to you??

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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Cats painting studies by Paul Rabaud

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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning