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"look at my (x), boy." is the funniest phrase. big fan of it

#looking #staring #pondering if you will

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#everyday i want to throw hands that my parents confiscated my spiderman stuffed animal

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#bruh #seeing that shit would hurt me hard tbh

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me when i find out a game has object physics

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Nothing like a trip to the uncanny valley to boost your mood

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what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

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had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

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Found this one that checks all the boxes on r/boomerhumor.

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Today im just in the mood to forgive myself for every mistake because why not

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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how fucking arrogant can you be to think any eugenics program could ever weed out “fascist genetics”. even if the “dark triad” was a reliable precursor to fascist ideology and even if “dark triad traits” could be reliably linked to genotype (they aren’t and they can’t be), how fucking far to jupiter are you if you think you can remove it from a population of seven billion, let alone in some “anarchist” manner? how do you programmatically sterilize anyone in an “anarchist” manner?

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you will ALWAYS catch me being pathetic on tumblr.com

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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE