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no thoughts just Heiji Hattori (HD)

#he’s SO IN LOVE with kudo it’s amazing really

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good afternoon,

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he saw it on a TV program yesterday!

#he solves 2.7 murders a day!

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Been sitting on the idea for this silly comic for a good long while and it's waaaay too long to include with the other sketches so heeeeere we go. XD

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imagine trying to be a responsible guardian in a show that actively reward people for being irresponsible

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so if you're secretly a cop and he's secretly a cop and i'm also secretly a cop, then what's with the grade schooler running around our ankles exposing us?

#no because isn’t this the whole show? #someone was like ‘what if all the black agents are actually all secret officers’ #like please why is everyone undercover 💀

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APRIL FOOLS 🂡

⤷ Episode 76: Conan vs. Kaitou KID

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when your romantic gesture involves destroying 3 layers of your bff's clothes

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Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

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the Columbia University arrests are worse than they seem. They're arresting protesting students for trespassing. It goes without saying students cannot meaningfully "trespass" in the common areas of a university they attend. So Columbia University has suspended all student protestors from their institution, in the process revoking their access to housing, their belonging, and most crucially damaging their academic futures. We are witnessing full scale silencing and removal of anyone of conscience from the next generation of academia.

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LMAAAAOOOOO

#gosho and his same face syndrome strikes again

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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im so sorry for yall

#I just remembered this is the second time gosho has swindled us #actually insane tbh.

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do u guys like my picture :)

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Nothing more terrifying than a small kid staring right through your soul

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Just thinking about how weird it must have been for the people (Ran) who saw Hattori’s disgust of Conan before the reveal vs his admiration and friendship after the reveal.