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bitchybutcher · 8 months
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Alright my loves, this is the last post I'll be making on this blog.
All posts have been reblogged onto @bitchybutcher-archive in case I ever decide to just straight up delete this one.
It's been fun but tbh I'm just not arsed about the fandom any more, as I'm sure you've copped by the lack of new material.
Cheerio
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bitchybutcher · 2 years
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Deep: we have the element of surprise!
A-train: exactly, not even we know what we’re doing
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bitchybutcher · 2 years
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Hughie: can you guys at least try to see this from Annie’s perspective?
Frenchie: *crouches down*
MM: *gets on knees*
Butcher: *sits on floor*
Annie: I hope you all die
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bitchybutcher · 2 years
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Hughie: why would you give Kimiko a knife?!
Frenchie: she felt unsafe
Hughie: well now I feel unsafe
Frenchie: sorry
Frenchie: …would you like a knife?
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bitchybutcher · 2 years
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Homelander, standing with his back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Maeve
Maeve: how did you do that without turning around?
Homelander: to be honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you
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bitchybutcher · 2 years
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Deep: what does idk stand for?
A-train: I don’t know
Deep: huh, me neither
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bitchybutcher · 2 years
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Maeve: for gods sake what is Deep doing now?
A-train: his best
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bitchybutcher · 2 years
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Ryan: I’m going to be a problem
Butcher: for us or for Vought?
Ryan: I’m going to be a problem
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bitchybutcher · 2 years
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Deep: please apologise before my therapist knows your name
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bitchybutcher · 2 years
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Annie: if you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Hughie: maybe a bit tipsy?
MM: drunk
Frenchie: wasted
Butcher: dead
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bitchybutcher · 2 years
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Butcher: he’s just a little man…
Hughie: Butcher I don’t know how to tell you this, but Terror is a dog
Butcher: MY LITTLE MAN
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bitchybutcher · 2 years
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Stormfront: so, what’s for lunch?
Maeve: food, usually
Stormfront: no, I meant what are you having?
Maeve: an unwanted conversation
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bitchybutcher · 2 years
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Butcher, looking at the menu: what should I get?
Hughie: order something you’ve never had
Butcher, to the waiter: I’ll have the validation of my father, please
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bitchybutcher · 2 years
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Deep: do you sell happy meals here?
Server: we do
Deep: great! Could I get one of those, but without the meal?
Server:
Deep: please
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bitchybutcher · 2 years
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Homelander: he died of natural causes
Maeve: you dropped him from 50ft in the air
Homelander: gravity is natural
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bitchybutcher · 2 years
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Hughie: so, what was your childhood like?
Frenchie: oh, you mean my tragic backstory that you must be at least level 3 friendship to unlock?
Hughie: …what level am I at?
Frenchie: 10. So it all started –
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bitchybutcher · 2 years
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Ashley: happy birthday Maeve! Here is A-train and Deeps gift for you…
Maeve: that’s quite a big box
Box: *muffled giggling*
Maeve: they’re in there, aren’t they?
Ashley, sighing: yeah
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