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"im gonna treat myself" says me, who has rarely, if ever, denied myself anything

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imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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Sketches 🕊️ °˖➴

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my man 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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People on this app will say shit like “be gay do crime!” And call themselves a “tranny genderfuck” and then clutch their pearls when a trans women calls herself a bi lesbian

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DC comics reboots be like

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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

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jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.

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goals

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$122,000. And the thing is so shodily designed that the accelerator can become that easily stuck. It isn't even all one piece.

$122,000. That's more than my entire household income, and we're 3 adults with full-time jobs.

If you gave that $122,000 to Feeding America, that would provide over 1 million meals.

That's $122,000 more than Tesla paid in taxes.

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idk why i feel like jason would wear adidas a lot, but i’ve drawn it twice now

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when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

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ASMR putting robins into a jar and shaking them

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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

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Kabru trying his usual approach to undermining people against Laios is so funny. It’s like he’s a grandmaster at chess, poker, and everything else that requires mind-games coming up to a guy, fully expecting to beat him at any game under any circumstances, only to realize he didn’t prepare for the one thing he’d actually be faced with, which is a hotdog eating contest against a guy whose friends call him “the vacuum cleaner”.