this too shall pass
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this isn't a real feature but imagine if it was though
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screaming
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Has my constant yapping made you fall in love with me yet
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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny
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I love it when things on my dash just work out as God intended
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Paying 5 yuan for hot gossip
English added by me :)
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Good morning
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hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character
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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
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Danny Phantom - Enemy within
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CANNOT get over this dude's commitment to the bit
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