blakescoven

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BALMAIN FW24 MW

#my artwork 🥰

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Some of you never had to take your public transport full and it fucking shows

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“how can a horror movie be comforting” sigh……. u wouldn’t get it

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H O R R O R M O V I E S

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io già preparata per il meglio e il peggio

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A quanto pare Alfa e Vecchioni incideranno la loro cover, io direi che dobbiamo iniziare a fare opera di convincimento perché vengano incise TUTTE le cover di questo Sanremo

#y e s

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if someone who has never seen sanremo asked me what it is about i'd say it is a gay love story between two old men happening in front of their children, wives, and millions of people told as a musical with 30 songs sung by various singers. it lasts 5 days 6 hours per night. mahmood is there too.

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you're in the cinderella wedding carriage with the beautiful old man you've loved for thirty years after hosting the most unhinged music festival in recent history and being psychosexually, in a submissive-and-breedable way, obsessed with him in front of millions of people and he will tell you that he loves you but he will also voyeuristically enact intricate rituals in which he degrades you. and you feel like you’ve done something terrible, like letting diodato kidnap aldo moro, or allowing rosa chemical to wave butt plugs on stage, or having oscar-winner benigni talk about dick and balls and pussy, and you’re tired. you’re in the cinderella wedding carriage with a beautiful old man being watched by 14 million people in your country, and you’re trying not to tell him that you love him (again), and you’re trying to choke down the feeling, and you’re trembling, but he reaches over and he touches you, like a prayer for which no words exist, and you feel your heart taking root in your body, like you’ve discovered something you didn’t even have a name for: sanremo.

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iconici fino alla fine

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something ive noticed while reading dantes inferno is that there seems to be a lot of italians in hell

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@ amadeus

#sanremo #qua qua e ibuprofene #un po’ in ritardo ma ho riso da sola #john travolta #sanremo 2024

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back to regular phallic discourse on national tv

#sanremo

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Prego

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trovati qualcuno che ti guardi come amadeus guarda russell crowe dopo che quest’ultimo gli ha servito un ulteriore dissing a john travolta, assecondando una serie di gag che sta andando avanti da dodici ore

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RUSSELL CROWE ENDED JOHN TRAVOLTA

#sanremo

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E ora Russel è il momento di fare una scelta. Sei con me (Amadeus) o contro di me (con John Travolta)

#smmxmsmsms