a dumbass with stupid issues but you're here anyway | call me lo | i use it/he/she pls don't use they | op is a dream stan but it's okay i support my boy in his hobbies | my gender is none of my business actually
as a certified mountain goats girlie i’m here to tell you that we’ve done enough circulating of “i hope you die / i hope we both die” from no children & now it’s time to circulate these lyrics from you were cool instead
the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind
like sakura in boruto forgetting what sasuke looks like meanwhile naruto sitting in his office like the color of sasuke's eyes is ONYX IN PANTONE #101820 AND I WILL NOT HAVE Y'ALL IGNORANT RATS GETTING IT WRONG ANOTHER FUCKING TIME-
one thing about jean that fucks me up sooo bad is that he is just a kid. he's so young. he's scared of getting lost in airports. he closes his eyes on the back of a motorcycle so he doesn't have to see traffic. his favorite magnet is a little bear with a red barret.
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