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daddy has to be honest kitten. i think we're going to have to sublease and turn the sex dungeon into a bedroom again. the rent is going up and your asmr slime youtube isnt taking off like we thought it would

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Let’s geographic this information system <- let’s blow this popsicle stand if it was about GIS

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I responded to a sarcastic comment about induced demand with one of my own and now people keep getting genuinely mad at me and my only option is to double down and say they didn’t add enough lanes and I don’t see what’s so hard to understand about it

#i feel like such an asshole it’s been happening for weeks and people keep reading through so many replies #i will never understand the mind of the youtube comment arguer #the worst ones are when they reply to like 5 people in a row and it’s like you could be doing literally anything else woth your life

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#they had those at the march for our lives that I went to as well

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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

#working out

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You don’t have Twitter so I assumed you were a zionist I’m sorry

???????

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I’ve had I wanna dance with somebody by whitney houston stuck in my head for at least 5 years at this point

#i think the snl drunk uncle sketch got it in there originally

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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I’ve done several playthroughs of disco elysium and I still don’t know any of the addiction mechanics because I keep doing sober runs I would never touch substances even in vidyagame

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Nevermind we are so back that’s Seattle Mariners baseball true to the blue sea us rise chaos ball is back baby we might even make the playoffs but no pressure I can handle another 20 year drought easy no problem

Honestly I’m just impressed by how fast the mariners have thrown me into ‘ah well there’s always next year’ mode. Profoundly uninspiring baseball.

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Holy shit, they got Voyager 1 working again!

15 billion miles away and NASA was able to tweak code packages on one of the onboard computers and it worked and Voyager 1 is sending signals back to earth for the first time since November.

Incredible!

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Don’t you hate it when you eat a bag of baby carrots and then you feel kinda bad because while it’s probably better than eating a bag of chips or something you still just ate a bag of baby carrots in one sitting and the last ones are all fucked up which doesn’t help anyways you see that sunset tonight it was pretty cool huh

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good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)

basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal

#well i run marathons so i suppose so #also the feeling of sterilizing a cut or something #omg love that so much #hot showers too #and that thing where your hands get so cold they sting when you go inside #and running them under cold water feels hot and almost bearable

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Bro what.

#us moment

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do you like skittles? *have you ever had skittles????*

...Okay I know what skittles are, but I cannot recall if I've ever actually had them?

It's entirely possible I have and lost the Memory in the Great Hard Drive Wipe of 2009 (Lost a lot of my memories when I had Dengue Fever), but I'm looking at images of the candy and cannot for the life of me remember what they taste like, or ever eating them. I always went for the M&Ms.

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yup its our glitterpig

#good i dont want to see him

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touch me while your bros play team fortress - taylor swift if she was awesome