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would you mind doing me

Of course!

Unexian makes great posts about asexuality some have done pretty well

$22.34

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@bored-dromaeosaur

Wow such a cool account!

I looked through and the posts were super cool!

I don’t know what a dromaeosaur is but this one is bored. These posts are really fucking cool

$37.95

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@apple-unofficial

Apple is one of the most successful companies on Earth. You’re probably reading this on an Apple device (unless you have an android or any laptop/computer that isn’t a mac) But this isn’t Apple

This is an impersonator, however they’re pretty funny

$17.67

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I don’t have a blogsona yet but I pretty much just look like a used car dealership owner with the tumblr default pfp for a head

do @yeah-id-mpreg-that pls

jesus fucking christ you people make me want to kill myself

*salesman voice*

Is there not enough mpreg in your life? Do you yearn for pregnant boys?

If this is you then get the yeah-id-mpreg-that-blog for the low low price of $15.67

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Okay you know what- I bet I'm worth around $12.92 on the high end, 3.84 on the low end- but I'm not the expert

- @offical-firefox-nightly

*salesman voice*

Do you like Firefox? I’m sure you do. But what if Firefox was dark and mysterious. Get this strange version of the Mozilla classic for only $13.78

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do @yeah-id-mpreg-that pls

jesus fucking christ you people make me want to kill myself

*salesman voice*

Is there not enough mpreg in your life? Do you yearn for pregnant boys?

If this is you then get the yeah-id-mpreg-that-blog for the low low price of $15.67

#cheap blog

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@actual-transgender-navy

*salesman voice* Have you ever seen a navy, but it was full of cis people? So boring, so unoriginal.

Today, I’m putting an end to that, because you can get the one and only transgender navy for only $19.99

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@femboy-totally-bing ?

Bing now has a femboy counterpart!

$18.88

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honestly i think it's so amazing i keep getting pretty good prices on my blogs

not beating the popular mutual allegations

Ok this is gonna sound really stupid but since you’re an expensive blog, any blog you own will already have at least a $10 value since you’re valuable real estate

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What's the price on @the-official-goose-god?

A goose! My main @mcgeese is also a goose so I may be slightly biased

Anyway these posts are good

They come out fairly often and some have done well

$26.99

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@putting-thebroker-in-places

silly man :3

This blog puts a character called ‘the broker’ ,who I surprisingly don’t know, in places.

Cool gimmick

$6.78

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how much am i worth, seller of blogs

Your posts are great and they come out at a decent rate and some have POPPED OFF

$35.67

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I'm very curious about how you would price @/narcissistcookbook.

Thank you so much to this anon

I started listening to @narcissistcookbook’s music to help me with pricing and holy fuck it’s so good

LISTEN TO THIS MOTHERFUCKERS MUSIC

$56.88

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@aslowmotionlovepotion ?

Wow! Another Taylor Swift blog! I’ve really reached that side of tumblr. As always I know nothing about TS but these posts seem alright anyway. The posts also come out at a decent rate, with some of them doing really well.

$28.85

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also submitting @nyan-copies-gimmick-blogs 👍💥

Another gimmick stealer! Oh No! I hope my gimmick isn’t stolen. All jokes aside this is a really fun blog that you should check out.

$27.77

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submitting my oc blog @blueengland-ocposting i know it's not gonna be worth as much as my own BUT!!! i have nothing to add here

I’m gonna be honest I think there’s some lore that I don’t know got this blog but it does seem cool. The posts haven’t done as well as your mains, however that isn’t really factored in that much. The posts also seem to come out decently often

$12.89

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Holy fuck you weirdos really want me to price blogs