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My roommate bought black toilet paper.

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Me, on Earth:

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In gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)

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alright bro im boutta head out

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Me being perpetually followed by my witchy vibes.

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more things like this in 2k17 please

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the BEST part w/ Hannah Pilkes

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person: it’s too early for halloween stuff it’s over a month away

me: 

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Prey spotted.

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SHE DROVE ME HERE

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beep beep

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me in hell waiting for all my friends to die

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I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on