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“vampirism is too romanticized these days” damn that’s crazy. I’m romanticizing it even more now though because you’re whining like this

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Black-throated Bushtit

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theory: fortnite dancing is good for kids

reasoning: for a lot of kids exercise is boring. fortine dancing isnt

other reasoning: theyre fucking children and controversially i think fun should be allowed

#on demand flash mob whenever in vacinity of any good amount of children

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one of the worst irl debuffs is "something in the kitchen smells weird but you cant find it". you have to just do the rituals and hope for the best (taking out the trash, boiling water down the sink, look for lost potatoes etc)

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packing to move is so funny it’s like ah. this thing I forgot I owned and I haven’t seen for eight months…..is so dear and precious to me. I will be justifying the space to bring it and then promptly misplace it again

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I want to do activities but my living room is occupied by people 😮‍💨

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If you know, you know.

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using wizard magic beneath the full moon to charge my blood oxygen and make my heart rate normal………..

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nothing to get rid of the imposter syndrome like being in so much pain you physically cannot move out of bed or sit upright 🫡

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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

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when you're hit with a random chronic pain flare up that comes out of nowhere

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zolpidem zone

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I think if you're not prepared for the answer, "I'm not working because I'm disabled," you shouldn't be asking people what they do for work. Sorry not sorry. It's not fair to ask the question and then get all flustered and weird when you get the answer.