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For the fans of Chef Lexa and those that like to know why and how I often think of her and the whole Quality Ingredients crew every day, I’m doing my weekend ritual of cleaning my event tools and sharpening knives and resetting my work bag for the next week. I have one of those totally awesome absolutely douchey chef backpacks that has a compartment for everything. As catering chefs, we are always cooking in new places, we’re away from our home kitchen often, and we never know what we’ll need to have on hand, so it has come in so handy.

Event season kicks off next week, so I dumped the whole thing out to get it right and tight. My mom gave me the bag for Christmas, and I think of her all the time when I find myself appreciating it, so I messaged her and she asked me “how much stuff fits in there?” so I laid it all out to show her.

It made me think of Chef Lexa who is always cooking in multiple places and is the type of chef who would always prefer to have her own shit, and that she’s probably got a hell of a set up she travels with.

This is everything I roll around with every day, for reference:

It all fits in this thing with so many specific little spots for each thing so I always know where something is. True Virgo dream!

#oh wow

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My favorite Alycia scene in Saint X

#there was literally no need for her to change right there #(and there's no logical explanation to him not reacting but that's a different discussion) #she could've just be walking out #or talk from the bathroom (i know they didn't have on but whatever) #there was absolutely zero reason against her being clothed in that scene #yet they chose that #they chose to have her hop into her jeans (absolutely not reminding us of those hips at all 👀) #all while still only in her bra #and im so thankfull for that choice

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Sketches 🕊️ °˖➴

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New idea: instead of writing the fic, you come over to my house and I tell you the entire plot while I pace my tiny kitchen. There’s a cup of tea, warm in your hands. The words don’t stop and the affection never leaves your expression.

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“Powerful business executives by day, cutthroat kingpins by night, Lexa Woods and the Blake siblings have been rivals since they inherited their parents’ respective companies. When Clarke Griffin, fostered by the Blakes, has a chance encounter with Lexa, she’s sent to work for her and spy on her. Lexa Woods is no fool. And Clarke shouldn’t be falling in love with the enemy.”

A commission for @effortlessly-opulent, based on her amazing fic, Love is Blindness. Go give it a read!

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26 April - Lesbian Visibility Day 

↳ Wishing a happy lesbian day with my favorite lesbian character

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Liquid dog

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Commission for @lezbian-activity featuring Raven and Anya

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TOY STORY 1995 — dir. John Lasseter

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"Stop! You're making me blush!"

Translation:

You need to stop before I lose all my dignity, control and self respect because I can already feel my now doubled heartbeat pulsing in my cunt.

#😳

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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every clarke griffin scene: 22/???

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blame Carolina for this: anything you want to share about yoga Lexa and surfer Clarke au?

There's so much I want to share about yoga Lexa x surfer Clarke 😊 for now I'll probably just give you a brief overview of this au so you can ask me specifics later

I created this au because I wanted to write about Clarke and Lexa helping each other with their insecurities when it came to sex and intimacy

Lexa is insecure about her body and that's why she does yoga. She wants to achieve the ideal figure so she'll be attractive and hot to Clarke when she's naked

Clarke is intersex in this au. She's worried about her smaller size. She's worried that she won't measure up to Lexa's expectations and disappoint her

Their first time together is really soft and sweet and they're constantly reassuring each other that their insecurities don't matter to them

After their first time, they help each other overcome and cope with their insecurities. Clarke tells Lexa that she finds her body so attractive and desirable despite what flaws Lexa may see when she looks at herself in the mirror. Lexa helps Clarke overcome her anxiety about her size and performance by choosing positions that work better for them. It takes time but they eventually learn to love their bodies

Now, here's some quick highlights

Since Lexa does yoga, she's really flexible which leads to some very adventurous sex positions with Clarke

They are both massive fans of clothed sex especially when Lexa wears tight shorts or leggings after her yoga class

Lexa works as a lifeguard while Clarke teaches surf lessons in the summer. They have ventured into semi-public sex in the lifeguard tower during Lexa's break or on the beach when it's nighttime

If they find a body of water like a pool or ocean, they will almost try to have sex in it

They live the van life in the summers after college and drive up and down the coast living at a new beach or campsite each week

Lexa finds Fish the puppy at one of these beaches during her morning yoga routine. She adopts him of course

Eventually, Clarke and Lexa marry and have two daughters, Madi and Cora

This is only a brief sample of yoga Lexa x surfer Clarke. I have tons more headcanons and stories about them that range from fluffy and sweet to smutty and filthy. Don't be shy to ask me more ☺️

Also @lexa-griffins even made a Pinterest board for them because she loved all the headcanons I shared with her about them. X

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Lexa: Babe, do you know why I wear underwear with flowers on them?

Clarke: Cause you love flowers?

Lexa: Nope. It's a loving memory of your face buried there

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Death by face sitting is definitely something Clarke would be VERY proud to have on her tombstone 💀💀