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One thing i've been thinking...

Just a random thought sitting here came to mind :) I wonder what type of girls Eli goes for. Wonder if he's ever thought about marriage :D I'm sure everyone on here would want to be his wife or atleast his girlfriend. Makes you wonder if he likes a girl like yourself or someone ordinary/nerdy like me hehe :D Too bad we couldnt ask him to find out! because i really want to know :) unless someone does know! :D well what does everyone else think? :)

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Guys, I'm not dead, but I might be after some of the most devoted BB fans read this

The shocking reveal is, I am no longer over-the-top crazy over Eli Roth anymore. It's not in me to gush about his awesomeness and so forth. I do still hold respect for him, and I'd still blubber if I ever met him, but things aren't how they used to be. It's not you guys, and it's not Eli, it's me. I'm not taking down the page; I'm leaving it to remind all of my fellow blueberries what a great run we had. Goodbye, my friends.

#Eli Roth #Blueberries United #Bye Bye

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My two-month bet.

I had a bet with my friends that I couldn't talk about Eli Roth or his movies or Cupcake Wars for two months and if I did, I'd have to make a pro-looking Spongebob cake which I can't do. If I won, I'd get a ckae with Eli's face on it

I WON. EXPECT A SEXY CAKE.

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Oh, Eli loves cupcakes? I'd like to shove a nice rich red velvet cupcake into his face while I suck his cock

It's kinda funny how I was thinking the same thing....

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all you do is reblog shit on the tag

Yeah, I know. And I feel really shitty about it. I haven't been on tumblr lately because I have shit going on right now and I haven't been able to make up anything in my mind that's post-material. But I've been reblogging because I don't want my followers to get zilch from me. So unless you want to take this over, shut up and let me try to keep the people who are still following me happy.

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I can’t handle how cute the stray dogs are in Chile. I’m telling you, there’s a constant Disney movie going on. Uggie’s gonna lose his job soon. (Taken with instagram)

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It’s a wrap! @Nicolaslopez celebrates his Hollywood Bar Mitzvah, wrapping Aftershock with cast Natasha Yarovenko @lorenzaizzo @andreaosvart (Taken with instagram)

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Eli Roth was on Cupcake Wars.

Thus, it inspired this.

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Ditto

My letter to Eli Roth.

Dear Eli,

If there are no shirtless and/or “no mas pantalones” scenes in “Aftershock”…

Well…….

I’m still going to see it….but… I’ll be a little disappointed, to tell you the truth. 

So make sure they leave in some chest hair, or I may die.

Love Always,

Chelsea, an avid Blueberry.

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I spend a lot of time in the Eli Roth tag.

I should just follow all the people, I want to be friends with all the blueberries.

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I was inspired.

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Quentin: So what do we do if we meet any of our fangirls? Eli: We just smile and wave. Quentin: But what if there's a lot of them? Especially Blueberries? Eli: Then we're fucked. 

Amazing directors Quentin Tarantino & Eli Roth

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Day 6 - A celebrity you'd like to share a kiss with.

Eli Roth, my beautiful jewish prince <3 hahaha

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Why so serious?

Mr. Sexy Pants.