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Developing a massive crush on for The Ghoul whilst simultaneously shipping him with Lucy had me worried that I might need to go back to therapy for a moment, before I checked the tags on here

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Watching people say ‘oh Lucy is like 20 you can’t ship her with the ghoul’ girl. Girl. Let her have this, it’s a nuclear wasteland and she used to fuck her cousin. Let her have the old man. She’ll be fine. My source is I’m 22 and I wanna fuck the ghoul so bad it makes me look stupid. I would not feel abused if he wanted to fuck me in return.

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😂

Lucy: *out of breath*

The Ghoul: Where the hell were you?

Lucy: I just met some people. And….

The Ghoul: Don’t you dare say it.

Lucy:

Lucy: Another settlement needs our help-

The Ghoul: NO THEY DON’T! STOP TALKING TO PEOPLE, GODDAMN IT!

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i used to love the beach as a kid but now everytime i go i get elio&oliver thoughts and get depressed yay

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FUN!

Weston College but what if it was like Ouran highschool host club

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FALLOUT (2024-)

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I'm going to lose

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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California girls we're unaccountable

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You order a package off Amazon. When the Amazon delivery guy shows up to your door, instead of giving you the package you bought, he beats the shit out of you. Then, when he sees that you are not dead yet, he calls all of the Amazon delivery people in the area and they all proceed to beat the shit out of you. Miraculously, you survive. Another miracle: a friend in your neighborhood caught the assault on video. After a month of recovery and extensive hospital bills that you have no idea what to do with, the video has gone viral. You read the comments below. “This is what happens to people who fuck with Amazon!!!” Someone says. “I’ve never been beaten up by Amazon employees, and I’ve been using them all my life!” Someone else comments. Later, you start to see articles popping up about your story. They all mention that when you were 17, your license was revoked for reckless driving. In a Facebook post on your mom’s feed, someone is going on a rant about how not all Amazon delivery guys are bad, and that if you look really close, the “bad” ones are just stressed out. Your name is trending on Twitter. Jeff Bezos films a response to your attack, denouncing the video of you getting beaten to within an inch of your life by his employees as becoming “a symbol of hate towards Amazon.” The people who attacked you still deliver packages around your neighborhood. You saw one of them just yesterday as you were watering your plants. You still can’t pay your hospital bills. Your phone dings- Twitter again. “Maybe if you didn’t order from Amazon,” someone pipes up, “this wouldn’t have happened!”

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Solar eclipse shadows

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narcissus at the pond

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