bluegaymoss

[bluegaymoss]

• the April Witch •

Лететь высоко-высоко, выше гор, ниже звёзд, над рекой, над прудом, над дорогой. Парить в горловинах, мягких, как белый горностай. Отдыхать в деревьях, цветах, улетая с лепестками от самого лёгкого дуновения. Сидеть в прохладной лимонно-зеленой лягушке, жить в нежной апрельской травке. Быть невидимой, как юные весенние ветры, свежей, как дыхание клевера на сумеречных лугах ...

#ok but like #this is literally my entire aesthetic though #ahhhhh #and i was born in aprillllljkdfjkdfjkdf

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Blue Hour

you sure think that the golden hour is the best of the whole day. But that's because you've never seen the blue hour.

Early in the morning, when the city still sleeps, and some of us were lucky (or unlucky) to wake up early. 4:00 am or 5:00 am

an hour in which the sun begins to awaken, thus leaving a totally blue spectacle, which for those who woke up at that time it is a joy to be able to admire the completely blue sky, and it is a consolation for those who have to go out to work at that time

Without a doubt, my favorite time of the day, it is the time that precisely opens a new day, it begins with a beautiful blue color.

do you like blue hour?

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Some things to include in letters!

__✒________💡__

-a spritz of your favorite purfume/essential oil

-dried flowers

-dried leaves

-handmade stickers

-mini collages

-cute photos

-charms

-feathers

-a mini questionnaire

-a seed packet

-pretty rocks

-rat/mouse bones

-pretty quotes

-draw smiley faces on the letter

-book recommendations

-pins

-buttons

-shells

-sea glass

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Goblin Favorites

-searching the woods for bones

-picking up squirm worm

-petting soft things

-making blanket nests

-dancing in the rain

-putting snails n slugs back into the dirt

-picking dandelions

-fighting off the forces of nature (mostly blackberry bushes)

-staying up past the ungodly hours of the night

-falling into holes

-having an unnecessary (but necessary) amount of plushies

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Please-

Consider me a dream.

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I propose a new aesthetic

DARK COTTAGECORE! Sort of like crowcore and cottagecore had a gay goth baby. That is dark cottagecore, Dark Cottagecore would involve

- Black flouncy dresses

- Muddy, bare feet

- Black overalls over a creamshirt

-Rainy days 

- Cool foggy mornings

- Talking to the spirits of the woods

- M O T H M A N 

- Poisonous mushroom garden

- Carnivorous plant garden

- Crows, Ravens, black birds in general

- Thunderstorms 

- Pretty, thrifted obscurities 

- Roses

- Thorn bushes

- Messy hair pulled out of your face

I’ll be totally honest, I think that this really sums up my aesthetic

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Subtypes of Gremlins

Soft Gremlin :

Heavily edited pictures of toads with pink filters, ✨sparkles✨ and angel wings

Sanrio memes

Probably has one of those music boxes with the little spinning dancer thing filles with plastic gems, adorable jewelry and little plastic hearts made to look like crystals

Too many plushies

Either the cutest gremlins or the most ferals

Goes from "I am baby" to posting threatenings memes featuring adorable plushies

Friend with the angels and kid people

Kool Gremlin:

Worms on a string and plastic babies

Probably addicted to coffee or energy drinks 😎

Collects trash

Screeches to assert dominance

Dyed hair

Possum, rats and raccoons

All of their plants die

Probably had or still have a scene/emo phase and/or does skateboard

Cereals on the floor at 3 am

Friend with the crows, raccoons and possum friends

Forest Gremlin :

NO SHOES

Loves mud

Eats dirts

Worms are cute

Friend with all the animals, bugs included 🐛🐌

Room is filled with acorns, pinecones chestnuts, rocks and twigs

BONES 🦴

Baths in rivers

Catches the rain in their mouth

Covered in band aids

Cargo pants for MoAr PoCkEtS

Blanket forts

Camping ! 🏕

Friend with the cottage and adventure/cryptid pals

Ocean Gremlin:

Sea shells everywhere 🐚

Will pay you in sea glass and sea quartz

Crabs are god 🦀

Doesn’t mind the sand in their mouth anymore

Will take you to the aquarium and call every weird animal their child

Watches the little creatures in the tide ponds all day long 🌊

Licks the salt off their skin

Weird sand castles 🏰

Edible algae in their food

Their nemesis are the seagulls

Friend with the pirates and mermaids kids

House Gremlins :

Too many plants 🌱

Diys with trash

Are they planting stuff or burying their ennemies ?

Drinks too much tea ☕️

Collects buttons and ceramic figurines

Sews plushies, clothes and patches wow much talent

Will bake cookies 🍪 and eat them all immediately

Weird noises to communicate

Friend with the grandparentcore children

Engine Gremlin:

Collects mechanical parts, wether still functioning or not ⚙️

Steampunk glasses

Open things to see how they work but can’t reassemble them

Metal shinies

Probably does a bit of programming an creates the weirdest things ever

Robots are baby 🤖

Friend with the steampunk punky punks

#forest gremlin :D #house gremlin as welllllll

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goblins be like

“lmao i have dirt on me shoes”

“oh my god i need those fingerless gloves”

“every time i go to the beach i collect as many shells as i can carry and before i leave i bury them in a hole i made for ~safe keeping~”

“nO DONT KICK THE SHINY I WANT IT”

“abolish capitalism lmao”

“who wants to make a dirt cake?”

*sees slug on the ground* “oh FUCK IVE FOUND MY FIRST BORN CHILD”

“no u don’t understand, i need this leaf. it’s gonna go in my leaf journal”

someone: “go to bed” goblin: “time isn’t real. string cheese is. just let me eat”

“mmmmMMMM wötre”

“yes, linda, i do need twelve different small spoons. kindly fuck off”

“did u know that soda can tabs are worth a penny a piece? that’s why i have fucking thousands of them. what do u mean ‘so why haven’t u cashed them in yet?’ i’m keeping them forever”

“knives good, basically”

*goes into a depression* “hozier is my only solace”

“no i will not fix my dresser drawers, i like to see them all wonky like that”

“embrace the moss or it will embrace you”

“worm??? good??????”

“can u have a pet bee without having to worry abt being stung? i don’t like those suits that beekeepers wear”

“backpacks and pants with many and/or large pockets?? sign me the fuck up!!!!!!!”

“acorns and mushrooms are valid bc it looks like they have hats on”

referring to a cactus: “i love my spiky son”

“isn’t it cool how i intentionally misspell words to convey the gobliney emotion behind the text?? isn’t that groovy???”

“:>”

“i have achieved 2 (two) things in my life. both involve obtaining many, many bottle caps”

“cosmo sheldrake is the only person who Truly Gets Me”

“i have a pair of ceramic teeth that i keep in my room”

“ooh a pebble!”

“i always kinda wanted to break all my earrings n keep the stones in my hoard”

“companionship? never heard of her. gonna fuck off into the woods one day” someone: shows them even the slightest affection goblin: “companionship good. gonna fuck off into the woods with the One I Love”

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Things that are Goblincore:

nail polish collections (clink clink, shiny and colorful)

large, comfy, baggy clothing

chunky costume jewlery in big ol wads so you can dig in and grab em with your little covetous hands

junk food

anything microwavable 

anything retrieved from the garbage

jelybeans (small, colorfull, make a little chika chika noise when you shake the bag)

gummy candy (as close as you can get to eating worms without being completely stupid enough to actually do so)

being completely stupid

cool rocks in your pockets

anything found on the ground in your pockets really

walking through a nearly empty parking lot past midnight and knowing that you have nothing to fear in the dark periphery beyond the street lamps for you are the most feral and deadly creature that stalks the alleys tonight

sales/clearance racks

old thrift shops that are packed with old weird dusty stuff that you could sort through for days and never see anything

making a big ol pile of blankets and pillows on the floor and just rolling the fuck around on it or burying yourself in it

saying fuck a whole bunch

candles (colorful, nice smells, smooth, F I R E)

fireworks, especially the ones you can hold in your hand and shoot at other people

fingerless gloves

feel free to add more

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A froggy on mushrooms 🍀

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Mona Lisa and her possum.

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Painting Is So Goblincore

1: You get to use prettie colours,,,,shinie….not shine,,,,colo,,,rs,,, 2: You get to,,,,, MAKE A THING…even if you thinq it not good,,,,it is al,,ways,,good 3: SMEAR THE  SLIME INTO SHAPES 4: You G,,,et to we,,aR The,,, pAINt if it GeTs on youR clothes (bonus…You GEt To ReDecorate Old Cl,,othes) 5: There,,,s,   always….,,,somethings,,new to paint,,,,, 6: YOU GE TO,,,,HANG ART UP AND MARVEL IT,,,,T,,,

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my favorite activities include:

Screaming

Crying

Finding random things under the couch

Showering in boiling water to practice burning in hell

Making jewelry out of trash

Never eating any fucking food

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mermaids are real

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*in a goblin accent*

"Where are my bones, Margaret"

My bones

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Some goblin things to collect:

🍂__🌼

Scavenge for bones in the woods

Broken glass bottles (or whole ones!!)

Empty Spice bottles

Aesthetic postcards

Leather bound books

Rope you found in the woods

Discarded bracelets/jewelry/hair ties

cute pieces of wood

Flowers for pressing

Sample perfumes

Feathers

Knickknacks from thrift shops

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Whispers in the Woods