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My brain is full of tiny fish

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i really believe that discussing the character with someone who shares ur interpretation is the closest u can get to modern day philosophy. we are like plato and aristotle but talking about a fictional guys trauma

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Maysia 2: new year

#these ripped several of my braces brackets out. good times

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please join me for a session of gentle weeping in celebration of the beauty of our shared world

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I love baseball

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I had a dream I went to the symphony and the conductor also had a cowboy with him on his little conductor platform. The cowboy seemed to be as much part of it as anyone else. He did a boot scoot, a lasso trick. At the end of the symphony the conductor was like “we flew in one of the world’s leading symphonic cowboys for tonight’s performance” and I felt like some uncultured fucking idiot for not knowing that symphonies had cowboys

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BREAKING: a witch has just cast a spell on a seagull, transforming him into a Seattle Mariners fan to teach him a lesson in humility.

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Camera falls from a plane and lands in a pig pen.

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A Fair Return

A comic I made for the ShortBox Patreon in 2021! So so proud of this one. You can see my other work HERE

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you bottle Miette??

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i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed

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picked a bunch of mandrakes the other day

#YES. DUNMESHI LETTERKENNY. THIS RULES

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#parents don't know what to get me anymore so i get hockey jerseys for christmas

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Detail from Lorenzo & Isabella by John Everett Millais

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i could post lies about baseball on here and no one would be able to fact check me. i love the combination of "ew sportsball" and "context??? i can't look things up myself???" that tumblr has. mike trout eats a block of sharp cheddar cheese before every at bat

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all the new god portraits (so far) in hades 2 !!!