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#yay cumfuck!!!

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I'm just interesting what's gonna be the result on Tumblr

#5! #4 are from artists' flashes and the last (technically first) is the red mage job symbol

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Posted this on Twitter, but I'm gonna post this here too

A wolqtd I've been thinking about for a while, so I'm curious - when did your WoL/OC's first break past their limits? (activated Limit Break)

Putting my answer under here

To answer this myself, it depends on the universe. In just Kiyo's regular canon, it happened during the Dragonsong War when she was caught in a pretty dire situation with her brother and a good chunk of Ishgardian knights. Watching everyone falling all around her as they struggled to just survive against a force of dragons pushed her to her breaking point. After watching her own brother nearly die, that's when it finally broke

HOWEVER in my own "Haurchefant is totally alive" AU, it was of course after the events of the Vault. Seeing Haurchefant literally at death's door made her healing go beyond what it was capable of. She managed to bring him back at the cost of being unconscious for a few days

#when she first took on wayyy too many garleans bc she was angry abt losing her dad #except bc she had no formal training at that point it was a very messy and inefficient limit break

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#wind one!!

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My favorite part of college is the bog full of poison

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#gastly with a tyrunt partner

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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

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#dungeon meshi spoilers

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Sometimes i feel like younger queer kids are getting a bit to bold with openly talking to people they don’t know In The Context Of:

More than once i have had a younger/same age queer person come up to me in public settings and say something about “finding other gays” or clearly clocking me as nonbinary and I’m like :)))))))) hey buddy I’m here with my conservative parents can you fucking not out me :))))))))

Just say you like my outfit or hair and move on, fuck even tell me you like my shoelaces. Don’t call me gay and limp your wrist at me when you don’t even know me? Especially when there’s a bunch of ppl around?

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I just think that it'd be funny if, after all this speculation about how horrible Crowley's Fall was and his drunken rambling of "a million-light-year freestyle dive into a pool of boiling sulfur", it turned out he just had the longest most boring elevator ride ever down to basement Hell and then stepped in a very small puddle of warm sludge of questionable origin when the doors opened.

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children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people

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But at least we're together.

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HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans

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The Betrayer

You like to do things up close and personal. As personal as you can get. You are an excellent actor, and you do adore putting on a smile knowing your worst enemy, the one you hate the most, doesn't suspect a thing when they tell you their deepest secrets. Your only motivation is revenge, and revenge you shall get. Perhaps you loved them once, long ago, but any fondness for your target you once felt has long since warped and twisted into perverse obsession, laced with malice and venom and seething hatred. Good or evil does not matter to you. All that matters is they get what they deserve.

A singular betrayal, a wound that will never heal and festered for too long. Now, after years of planning, training and observation all is ready. A singular strike, a swift death. Rather to good a fate for them, but it is what they will get.

(From the "What type of villain are you?"quiz)

tagged by @zeloinator

and I am tagging @wine-dark-soup, @raphfish and @boileddogchicken

#lizard!!!