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my scapegoat is eating your straw man

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alright guys im curious. who were the worst mutuals youve ever had

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red dragon

wallpaper sizes / prints

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gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say "hey, watch this" and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they'd be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i'm talking "raise on a two pair" level bad at it, but they couldn't stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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i love 90s television all these high quality fabrics got me so turned on i almost passed out

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.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

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How old is Pickles?

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#beenshootingkittenbulletsoutofmyanimalgun

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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such meaningful smells...... i'll sniff them all!

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Passenger trains in US vs Europe (image is making the rounds among U.S. transit advocates today)

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girl if you do not clock out and lezz the fuck out already..