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it’s been seven years since i did a proper drawing like this god

wolfstar personality/aesthetic switch!!! based off of @whom-ping-willow‘s recent series with them that i adore beyond imagination, go check it out it’s cute af

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Smile for the clown

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we all know that’s draco’s way too curious for his own good, right? so imagine that young and innocent 12 year old draco malfoy is exploring his father’s dark arts artefacts, snooping around curiously and not being afraid of those things. because he is a malfoy and those things aren’t meant to harm him, right? they are meant to harm muggles and muggleborns, he has got nothing to fear

then he finds it. an old diary. with nothing written on it. seems pretty harmless, really, so he takes it. and he writes on it, and the diary writes back.

draco also loves to talk about himself and to get some attention. and tom riddle talks back, offers advice, gives him the attention he wants.

and what’s draco 2nd favourite subject to talk about? (the first being himself) POTTER. and draco tells tom riddle all about saint potter.

it takes draco a while to realize that he is the one attacking the muggleborns at school. and, even though he has been delighted about all this attacks and has been telling everyone that he’d like to help the heir of slytherin, when he realizes that it’s HIM who is responsible for the attacks he isn’t exactly happy. draco’s all talk, we know that. and he’s scared, he’s scared of being possessed, of losing control, he tries to dispose of the journal but then potter finds it. and if potter finds out that he is the one who did it all, then potter will tell dumbledore, and dumbledore will tell his father and lucius will be SO mad. so he manages to get the diary back, and potter doesn’t say anything.

but then tom riddle takes him to the chamber. i don’t think tom riddle really cares that draco is a malfoy. he even says that his father will be pleased about his sacrifice, that he will help bring his father’s old lord back. and draco hates it.

harry’s kinda freaked out that draco has been taken to the chamber, but he decides to help lockhart out anyway telling him where the chamber is. and harry gets carried away, because he is harry and draco’s just a kid, right? and then all that mess at the chamber happens, ron’s not really pleased and genuinely scared about that might happen to harry but harry can’t turn back now.

and so he confronts tom riddle, tom riddle tells him all about draco and how pathetically jealous he is of harry, about how draco’s a coward and hated being the one opening the chamber. harry knows that he was right about coming after him, and then he fights the basilisk, kills the diary and draco wakes up.

harry, after almost dying, is so angry at him. “i hope you’re pleased with yourself” he says. and draco only shakes his head, tears running down his face. he’s not pleased with himself. he despises himself. he can’t say anything, and harry glares at him while he cries and cries and cries. “i didn’t mean to” he says, through tears “i’m sorry. i’ll tell them i’m sorry. i should have never...”

harry feels a bit bad for him. he’s just... a boy. like harry himself. so harry offers his hand and says

“i can help you there”

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*Remus and Marlene, innocently doing homework and zoning out*

Sirius *looking at him from across the room*: Secret strong guys are so attractive because they look all cute but then they just.....pick you up... and pin you against the wall... and kiss you till you're breathless ..... And your like OH. R I G H T.

James:

Peter:

Lily:

Dorcas *staring at Marlene*: I agree, but in lesbian

James:

Peter:

Lily:

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Sirius, reading to Harry: The reason I will not exhibit this picture is that I am afraid that I have shown in it the secret of my own soul-

Remus:.. Is that Oscar Wilde?

Sirius: Yeah.

Remus: He's one. And that book is extremely homoerotic.

Sirius. Yeah, exactly. Best to teach them when they're young.

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.... kinda wanna see the furby moodboards

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favorite star wars memes

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I was hanging out with Big Time Rush and every single member hated me but then I started dating Carlos? I woke up and then fell back asleep, going back into the same dream and Carlos hated me like the rest of them again and then they were roasting marshmallows over a burning fridge on the roof of a building and threw a fridge into the street making a big explosion that almost collapsed the entire building they were on. 

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The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black + Constellations

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the humanity of the AIDS crisis: the ward by gideon mendel

colorized by me

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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

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Miles “Who’s Morales?” Morales

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There’s one (1) think in Disney’s Mulan that irks me.  The jaw line.  Mulan’s jaw line is drawn differently when she’s acting as Ping. No kidding: this is her “regular, Fa Mulan” face. In this version her jaw is even highlighted by the makeup. Look how round is it.

and this is her Ping jaw. Square. Totally square.

WHY?????  Isn’t consistency in the character base shapes like, an important thing??

Not to mention how she immediately regains her long lashes as soon as she is exposed. With her round jaw obviously.

????? 

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Uno, dos, stress