basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep
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when you multiply a number by another number, do you change the original number, or is it a new number
like 5 times 2 is 10, right
is that 10 the same guy as that 5 or is it a different one
discuss
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get you a partner that is not only committed to you but most importantly The Bit™
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there is little worse in this world than people being horny for your favourite character that you are not horny for. shut up about his dick i wanna talk about his narrative significance
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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The fact that boygirl adequately explains my gender but girlboy does not implies that gender is noncommutative. I’d be surprised if it was associative too.
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get loved loser, get absolutely fucking treasured
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one must imagine sisyphus as a cabbage merchant
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please, i'm a fighter, not a lover! put your pants back on and draw your blade.
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Sorry I haven't replied I forgot I'm a person
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a "friends with benefits" relationship but you're both asexual so the benefits exclusively consist of hand-holding and forehead kisses
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Can’t believe there are people in this world who don’t think about lord of the rings all the time. What do they think about
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fucking hate how cats think they can mrrp their way out of anything because yeah, they fucking can.
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Clytemnestra murdering Agamemnon but cell block tango is playing in the backround
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