hey gamers
how do i add a gf to my inventory?
134K notes
·
View notes
Some edgy Miraculous Ladybug for my own enjoyment >7>
19K notes
·
View notes
Me: I love this person...so much....they're such an important part of my life...I wouldn't be the same without them....how can I convey that to them?
Me:
Me:
Me: *sends them a meme out of nowhere at 2am* perfect
313K notes
·
View notes
LOOK HOW GOOD THE LATEST ISSUE OF TEEN VOGUE IS
ADS FEATURING SAME-SEX COUPLES
TALKING ABOUT THE STIGMA SURROUNDING FEMALE SEXUALITY
ACTUAL BODY POSITIVITY
DISCUSSING SEXUAL FLUIDITY
SEX ED THAT’S NOT JUST ABOUT STRAIGHT COUPLES
TALKING ABOUT CONSENT
TEACHING ABOUT DEBATE AND HOW TO STAND UP AGAINST HATE SPEECH
TROYE SIVAN AND HARI NEF TALKING ABOUT THE SOCIETAL PRESSURES OF COMING OUT
GIRL GROUPS THAT TACKLES RACE AND BEING QUEER
AN ARTICLE ABOUT MEN WEARING MAKEUP
thank god for teen vogue, these are the things teens really need to be learning about.
242K notes
·
View notes
I don’t know how to make friends offline
58K notes
·
View notes
Pinof 9: could possibly be coming this week
Me:
4K notes
·
View notes
Taking a dog to the dog park is like dropping a teenager off at a party. You think they’re gonna spend quality time with their peers and make new best friends. They’re just thinking about getting in fights and humping each other.
3K notes
·
View notes
*adjusts oversized thicc™ rimmed black glasses* UM EXCUSE ME WHY THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY DOT COM. ITS .com NOT DOT COM. ARE YOU INSANE. AND DONT YOU DARE CALL ME KAREN. KAREN HAS NOT BEEN MY NAME FOR YEARS. MY NAME IS ALEX AND YOU WILL RESPECT THAT. I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT TO ME. HOW DARE YOU GENERALIZE ME. I AM NOT LIKE ALL OF THESE OTHER CRAZY PEOPLE CAUSE IM NOT GETTING TRIGGERED OVER USELESS THINGS. THIS POST IS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE AND IT IS MY JOB AS A FEMINIST TO STAND UP FOR THIS INJUSTICE BUT IF YOU CALL ME A FEMINIST I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT BECAUSE I AM A BIGENDERED HUMAN. PEOPLE LIKE YOU DONT DESERVE TO ACESS TO THE INTERNET. AND IT IS NOT OUT JOB TO GET TRIGGERED ITS JUST THAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE SO OFFENSEIVE.
Dear god I should not be aloud to have internet acess. It was a joke that went on for a bit to long. We chill? We chill. But ya y’all tumblr bitches need to be more chill.
some people on tumblr dot com get offended for a living. they take a perfectly well meant post and twist it into the complete opposite. i get that you feel the need to stay relevant, karen, but be relevant elsewhere.
73 notes
·
View notes
when ur friends dont find ur self depreciating jokes funny anymore but u cant stop
150K notes
·
View notes
i hate it when teachers make u play those dumbass “get to know you” games like sis i’m not staying here forever you don’t have to know me like that just follow me on instagram or something
271K notes
·
View notes
REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.
Please.
321K notes
·
View notes
me: *neglects my duo lingo app*
The Duolingo Owl:
160K notes
·
View notes
women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera
men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN
863K notes
·
View notes
What Dan probably said to Phil when he first met him
Phil:*walks up to Dan*
Dan: OI OI SAVELOY!
Phil:What the fuck?
Phil:*turns away and runs*
87 notes
·
View notes
me: *writes adult email*
me: *hits send while screaming loudly*
289K notes
·
View notes
there are actually fitness articles on this haha
3K notes
·
View notes
I love the expressions when people fall in love.
So, I’ve studied a blushing face for a long time.
Someone want to see a happy one, so i made happy one better than others.
Enjoy the meme!
91K notes
·
View notes