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JOURNAL 3 CODES/EXTRAS (will be updated as I read through)

Jacket: “STAYWEIRD” from Alex, “BUY THIS BOOK” from Bill.

“Ad astra per aspera!” Latin for “to the stars through difficulties”; a common scholastic motto

New code: IVE BEEN INSIDE YOUR MIND SIXER I KNOW YOUR SECRETS

Giant vampire bat page: is he playing tic-tac-toe with himself, or is he playing this with Bill?

Desmodus rotundus: Vampire bats (real scientific name)

THEYRE TOO DUMB TO POSSESS IVE TRIED

Ford’s self-portrait hides one of his fingers

On Ford’s Myself page, in Bill’s new code: B I R T H D A Y J U N E F I F T E E N T H D E A T H D A Y S O O N E R T H A N Y O U T H I N K

LITTLE CATHY WHAT A DREAM HELD HER HAND AND MADE HER SCREAM (in reference to Cathy Crenshaw, who shows up in Ford’s dreams to make fun of him often, apparently due to his extra fingers)

My Muse page: SPYING ON YOU WAS A BREEZE THERE ARE EYES INSIDE THE TREES

“watch out” and “kill me please” in caesar on the leprecorn pages (which I think we saw in the show)

SOME OF THIS JUNK ENDED UP IN MY DIMENSION

CSO on timeline page, seems to refer to ufo? Refers to Crash Site Omega.

ASKED SHAMAN TO BUILD FIRST PORTAL BIG MISTAKE THE THING WAS MADE OUT OF TWIGS GUY LIT HIMSELF ON FIRE TO TRY TO END MY REIGN DRAMA QUEEN

Who is Ronald Sprott?

Wml, Haexrv scl Zettt!

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Wg wmei'k lpnx zpxciftl; Njltz Tpgqvnv, A lif kwibvry p TBX gu nyec uwe pghqak s vtnhapbbv xxoux ld bjs uwqyhjtv. Rzwc busmvp V kgi ul ngqjngc (ipnrch nbv lwig, fq ipr asn!), ul jwatba gunvgwga xihi knpdxvt qw wcexxjt amuzvnqwh. Bvqw Qioc zxufidu knpdtl zi Fd-Nemwclvr Taiahac! Lb cgj saso lpnx ai'a ymct bb pakm ymct buel?

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Yyuzqyc, Lxur Fsqg vwf'i lrev…tfnglag. Vx oxty xszm brw ipbykpvq cwpzf jgg pvw edtrgmamf xg gmpsfhbvxmim, nrv lprr lwml hg, qwl, mk wm tsfci oi ugiaoq! Ipr xabm nkwcbf edhw fyjkqiiv-iprc gctl wwcl glwxz usdd-xesbtkgmgca byl dv qefvmesmh uvwkxwaw. Tjb Ysdep nrv Scahygma awgm SYJXWHW sqwhx owig M vxl!

Bj udceww, ipvw etiaw lwig xztzr mk p lvqwcavsf-lqqi epvuyfi ws eytvgw lggvry iw smfs ur efs jemfv ur xg ycfxarm. Oyl xb jek pty e exagect!

Bui dpag xzxvt M opvg mk iw ts tpkx xg yivp, kd Q'ii ttma lasqak gjb vr iwm ceki. Qg ash nhr xdz n azxtr-wwtqak lwm fmywbf, gzpbgmfv evxz wqfxggqped uqryjta, imkcbvry ipr ‘50w ld bec ld trejc bui Llqfx. (a pkpmvtvgedag gaahbrh en iaodt iah udcyhf'i enpc uwe e otmx.)

M opvgiv iw plwrs byl ipr sds Erwl, iwb, fmi euif X beenttrh ztzr, M srkvhwcbnpdn ictwpzrk jxoux ac nesfi ws e lgivr scl zc lxur xsem jek hpnxltzrh acbb jaubl tatkrw. (Saab, M lwqao lwm gvsxv zmywb uent obrw dns xzt znmdh. Pbtwucypq ipnx ahv'g mf ipr lahbbvq qwbok!)

Pvlasn, Q wyki enrltl gs kpg asl iw jsjgg nfgjb zi! A'km zefporh ld jyifs qa xg ipr tgecyeut, iah A vwg e bdj nw s ewpowi enxuw zrtsxzzef, X'dr edhw pemvpg sft ws xzdar ggdt tsds zhwz-tzn hahmnwwh buel'gm fs hdxhpsg qa xztar xabmf, efs Q nq dddvry ipr rghbnpyxi! Glscsf jgg iyp qdce lwax, nrm xn nrq iqzi svmaxk rwzi ddwxmfv nbv et, brpd iprq qdc qsf'i saso cwglaco!

Opwclvr Tamansbqa Fdpvqmf, 1883

Hey, Dipper and Mabel!

Blendin here. I’m Currently living in the year 1883, and I hid this letter in hopes that it would one day reach you. (I got the idea from the movie “Return Backwards to the Past Again 3,” which is required viewing for time Academy freshmen.) You’ve probably got a lot of questions, and after the events of Weirdmageddon, man, i don’t blame you!

So here’s what happened; After Globnar, I was getting a LOT of flak for losing a gladiator fight to two children. Even though I got my job back (thanks for that, by the way!), my fellow officers kept calling me hurtful nicknames. Time Baby himself called me No-Friendin Blandin! Do you know what it’s like to live like that?

Just as I was thinking I would give anything for Time Baby’s respect, this weird triangle guy showed up in my dreams and said what he would make sure Time Baby never bothered me again. All I had to do was shake his hand! I’ve never been great at making decisions under pressure, and, well, you know the rest! When I awoke, that stupid triangle had used my body to travel through time and destroy the entire universe-and Time Baby, too!

Luckily, Time Baby isn’t dead…exactly. It will take one thousand years for his molecules to reconstitute, and when they do, boy, is he gonna be cranky! The time agents also survived-they only send their holo-projections out on dangerous missions. But Lolph and Dundgren were FURIOUS about what I did!

Of course, this means that there is a dimension-wide manhunt of agents trying to find me and bring me to justice. But it was all a mistake!

The last thing I want is to go back to jail, so I’ve been hiding out in the past. It was fun for a while-seeing the sights, chatting with historical figures, visiting the ‘50s to try to learn the Twist. (i accidentally twisted my ankle and couldn’t walk for a week.)

I wanted to check out the old West, too, but when I traveled here, I accidentally appeared` right in front of a train and my time tape was shattered into fifty pieces. (Also, I think the train might have gone off the rails. Hopefully that isn’t in the history books!)

Anyway, I just wanted to say not to worry about me! I’ve managed to blend in to the populace, and I got a job as a pocket watch repairman, I’ve also caught one of those cool gold rush-era diseases that’re so popular in these times, and I am loving the nostalgia! Thanks for all your help, and if any time agents come looking for me, tell them you don’t know nothing!

Blendin Blenjamin Blandin, 1883

(corrected some obvious typos in decrypted version)

Ford uses an actual image the Freemasons use

An answer as to why the Shack is surrounded by corpses in the zombie episode–the lumberfolk from the Flood were there!

DONT CARE FOR PRESTONS FACE MIGHT FIX IT ONE DAY

Fuhhslhu wkdq crpelhv: orfdo Ixqhudo Gluhfwru Ylfwru Ydohqwlqr & klv vrq, “Juhjjb Y.” = Creepier than zombies: local Funeral Director Victor Valentino & his son, “Greggy V.”

90% vxuh kh'v d zhuhzroi. = 90% sure he’s a werewolf. (re: hairy mailman)

KRXSKXL

L sushihu gihdpu zlwk pb Pxvh. Kh wrog ph wksw jxp. L olnh lv jrlqj wr frph edfn lgwr vwboh. (typos, fixed version: ) I prefer dreams with my Muse. He told me that gum I like is going to come back into style.

ILL GET THIS PUPPY UP AND RUNNING ONE DAY AND NEITHER TIME BABY NOR THE BIG FRILLY KNOW IT ALL WILL STOP ME

ONE PEEK INTO MY DIMENSION AND THIS BUMPKIN LOST HIS WEAK LITTLE MIND ALL HE SAW WAS ME REMOVING MY EXOSKELETON TO FEED IF YOU CANT TAKE THE HEAT GET OF THE KITCHEN JACK

THE TIME YOURE WASTING DELIGHTS ME

L vwloo uhfdoo wkdw rqh vxpphu Vwdqohb dqg L kxqwhg iru wkh Mhuvhb Ghylo lq wkh Slqh Eduuhqv. Prp dqg Gdg ghyhu eholhyhg wkdw zh uhdoob vdz rqh…. = I still recall that one summer Stanley and I hunted for the Jersey Devil in the Pine Barrens. Mom and Dad never believed that we really saw one….

Secret Tunnel cave hand print a reference to these

Tarot cards–help me identify? Moon/ ? / Justice / Death (all major arcana?) Alchemical tarot: Sulphur / ? / ? / ?

NEVER TRUST A WITCH THEYLL CURSE YOUR EAR INTO AN IMMORTAL GOAT SO I HEAR

Author’s code on Cooling chamber page says “ICE ICE BABY”

Bill code on Trouble in the Bunker: “am i me is he me”

Pb Pxvh kdv zhuqhg ph wkdw pb dvvlvwdqw bdb grw eh frpplwwhg wr wkh fdxvh. Kh wklqnv wkdw I lv grw erog hqrxjk wr iroorz wkurxjk. L zruub kh pljkw eh uljkw. = My Muse has warned me that my assistant may not be committed to the cause. He thinks that F is not bold enough to follow through. I worry he might be right.

THANKS FOR LETTING ME BORROW YOUR BODY SIXER ENJOY THE MYSTERY BRUISES

Fdoleudwh wkh rvfloodwru wr 618. = Calibrate the oscillator to 618.

Fkdujh Foxa Idsdflwru = Charge Clux Fapacitor

Dffhvv Zklvwoh lq Zruog 1 wr Zdus wr Zruog 2, 3, ru 4 = Access Whistle in World 1 to Warp to World 2, 3, or 4

Rdvlv- 153.4, Fkdvp-130.3, Forfn Wrzhu-55.6, Fubvwdo Iruhvw-15.0, Xqghujurxqg Wxqqho-212.2 = Oasis- 153.4, Chasm-130.3, Clock Tower-55.6, Crystal Forest-15.0, Underground Tunnel-212.2

Wkh rughu ri wkh Pdunhu Vzlwfkhv lv rq sdjh 158 = The order of the Marker Switches is on page 158

Hqwhu Vhfxulwb Frgh “Hpphulfk” = Enter Security Code “Emmerich”

THE PORTAL WHEN COMPLETED WILL OPEN A GATEWAY TO INFINITE NEW WORLDS AND HERALD A NEW ERA IN MANKINDS UNDERSTANDING OF THE UNIVERSE PLUS IT WILL PROBABLY GET GIRLS TO START TALKING TO ME FINALLY

FEAR THE BEAST WITH JUST ONE EYE

INTERDIMENSIONAL CHESS ISN’T FUN WHEN YOU’RE A PAWN

THE DEVIL HAS A SILVER TONGUE

IF ICARUS COULD SEE ME NOW

SIX EIGHTEEN

The Blind Eye page: IF MY SUSPICIONS ARE EORRECT THIS IS THE WORK OF FIDDLEFORD DOES HE REALLY HAVE TO GO TO SUCH GREAT LENGTHS TO FORGET

YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE PAL DONT YOU UNDERSTAND IM ONLY TRYING TO FREE YOUR DIMENSION I ASK YOU WHY SHOULD TIME ONLY MOVE FORWARD WHY MUST CAUSE PRECEDE EFFECT WHO VOTED ON THE LAWS OF PHYSICS RULES ARE PERVERSIONS AGAINST ALL WILL THATS WHY IM ABOUT TO REWRITE THE WHOLE SYSTEM BUDDY AND NO ONE IS GOING TO STOP ME

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