Getting a dog is basically agreeing to be devastated in 10-15 years in exchange for temporary happiness boost.
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I need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half
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“My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.”
— My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)
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If somebody catches you masturbating and you stop, you’re the weird one for getting caught, but if you get caught masturbating and you keep going, THEY’RE the weird ones for watching.
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Nearly remembering something is sometimes worse than not remembering at all.
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“I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles”
— Audrey Hepburn (via coral)
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[my edit]
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“May you have the courage to go places that scare you.”
— Unknown
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a massive fuck you to everyone who doesn’t give a fuck about the bassist in their favorite band
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You are to yourself what your thoughts are, but you are to others what your actions are.
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The worst part of getting older is the slow loss of respect for certain family members you once admired.
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