as someone who's aromantic but very allosexual I just feel like queer people and allies who get up in arms at the idea of people fucking their friends and remaining completely platonic friends just really aren't the type of people who are gonna be actual allies to me. Like idk I don't think sex has to be some special intimate thing and I just think its age old conservative dogma being used to shame people this time just coming from people who claim to be more progressive. its dumb. its just "save sex till marriage or else you're impure" again.
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Seeing these two posts back to back makes me wonder how long it'll be before Brennan attacks Sam with a halberd
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The problem with me is I dress Bass Pro Shops as hell when I'm not dressed to impress, so when I stroll into the antique store asking for deer, they immediately point me to the taxidermy, and I gotta say, "Listen, I love that, but I don't have $300. I need figurines, man. You got any figurines? Please, for the love of all that is good and righteous in this god-forsaken world, grant a poor orphan boy one little deer figurine," and they're always like, "Haha, shopping for the wife, eh?" and I'm like, "Sure, man, my beautiful wife. WHERE'S YOUR DEER FIGURINES?"
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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
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i hope you write (i hope we both write)
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being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit
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By Wealthy Loser on Instagram
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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.
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