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JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

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‪I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar

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@devilbones

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The “stare” before the kiss.

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The other day I had a friend compare arming teachers to the teachers at Hogwarts being armed. A school of witchcraft and wizardry... If this is really his way of thinking then I suppose every 11 year old's returning to school list should consist of this;

Pencils

Eraser

Pens

9mm

Folder

Paper

2 boxes of ammo

Markers

Blows me away when I thought he was smarter than that...

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SOS I told the girl I like that I want a butch gf and she said "I'm butch" and I got really flustered and went to go make dinner for us (bc I'm at her place tonight)

uhh are you sure y’all arent on a date right now?

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I need those briefs in my life

Too subtle?

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