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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

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Hey, don't cry. A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shines, can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design, ok?

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fandom sucks now I never see PSAs for writers about what can and cannot be used as lube

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i really want to get a shrimp tattoo and i cannot get this one incredibly specific scenario out of my head

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I wonder how long it took for Jacobi to start fearing Questions Only with Kepler. We know that he's stubborn and Does Not Like To Lose, so how many times did he start a game thinking that he could beat Kepler this time. I genuinely think that, at the beginning when Jacobi was feeling really competitive, a game could last At Least two days. Maybe longer. They would even keep it up during missions.

Once, Kepler got shot and he still said "Mister Jacobi, could you help me bandage this up?" He would not crack and Jacobi lost every. Single. Time. Maybe except for one time when he had resigned himself to losing forever that re-sparked that competitive spirit (did Kepler tactically allow Jacobi to win so he'd keep playing? Who knows). I just know that there has to be some deeply painful (read: hilarious) story behind Jacobi's punched-in-the-gut reaction when Kepler mentions Questions Only and his complete denial in even Entertaining the idea.

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:D <3

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Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like

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Costume of a Harlequin (costume of Harlequin, jacket). Germanischen Nationalmuseum Nürnberg

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

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I know how people's interpretation of Odysseus and Athena's relationship is somewhat toxic but parental, but I like to think of him as her weird pet

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