boyfriendyke

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they invented a new salad named dont be scared everything will work out

[boyfriendyke]

Thank you to @sleepnoises for making the original poll & for giving us the idea to to this :)

Sorry if we couldn’t get your favorite on here, we were limited to only 12 options (11 if you don’t include the “other” option).

#chronicles of tal'dun the remainder !!! #video games r such a good medium for time loops. i saw that goddamn home screen so many times

[boyfriendyke]

not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead

[boyfriendyke]

putting you under my tongue so you absorb into my bloodstream faster

[boyfriendyke]

RIP i lockpicked my chastity cage again so this time instead she's installing two lil guards next to my penis and one of them can only tell lies

[boyfriendyke]

Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

[boyfriendyke]

Purple Finch (Haemorhous purpureus), family Fringillidae, order Passeriformes, Michigan, USA

Yes yes yes, I know. We all know this bird isn't purple. You're not that clever for noticing.

The word purple, historically, referred to deep shades of red (crimson), and not necessarily violet.

photograph by Glen Noyer (@glen.noyer)

[boyfriendyke]

*dude who is not watching his bank acc voice* oooh i got plany of moneys

[boyfriendyke]

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

[boyfriendyke]

Kiki Smith: 'Constellation' (1996)

[boyfriendyke]

[boyfriendyke]

"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

[boyfriendyke]

Take the test

You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???

#80% wizard #makes sense!

[boyfriendyke]

if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together

[boyfriendyke]

why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?

although i don’t agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus

#i think abt this post everytime i listen to rhcp

[boyfriendyke]

if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

[boyfriendyke]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to miss the application window