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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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salt anf vinegar . the thinking man’s chip

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so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

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jennette mccurdy should be allowed to hunt nickelodeon past and present execs for sport

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caught you containing multitudes bro lmao i love every glittering facet

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Double sketch commissions for @bumblehaven! I cleaned up Sap a bit digitally as well. Gorgeous designs!

#WOW

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i am committed to TWO THINGS

FAGGING IT UP

THE BIT

💯🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💯💯🔥💯💯🔥💯💪💯💯💯💪💪💪💪🔥💪💪💪💯💯💯🔥🔥💯💪💯🔥💪💪💪💯🔥💪💯🔥💪🔥🔥🔥💯💯

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world_of_engineering_75 on Instagram

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Illustration by Dylan C. Lathrop.

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It's my & my husband's 5th wedding anniversary. I feel lucky beyond words that we found one another. To many more years of laughter & celebration. 💖

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there is nothing more attractive than a silly butch i am so so serious. i would go to war for a butch who is kind of lame

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there is nothing more attractive than a silly butch i am so so serious. i would go to war for a butch who is kind of lame

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there is nothing more attractive than a silly butch i am so so serious. i would go to war for a butch who is kind of lame