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[brazilianchild]

gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane

#i went as amy dunne for halloween once so this tracks

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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

#we’re simple people

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#i agree clone is more fucked up #ure not even unique ure the cheap copy

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#yes like idk it feels more likely the transaction will succeed on my laptop

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#please potato of luck i need to pass these exams and get an internship contract

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Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

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tumblr i have been here for almost a decade

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“but AI art lets me create my OCs!” YOU WILL USE PICREW AS GOD INTENDED

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#“short term purchases like groceries” is SENDING ME #like what else would i spend my money on??? #should i just starve so i can give my money to someone else for 3% interest rates? #these articles are always funny to me cuz who saw this title and thought it was a good idea

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People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured

#im in uni rn so i hope my tumblr scroll is entertaining for the people behind me #i also religiously use whatsapp

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I think if a fairy showed up at my house like yeah they are not real but there is narrative precedent for that. a fairy, if it existed, would show up at a house. i just need to suspend one disbelief everything else tracks. it's a big surprise, but a singular one. i would know how to get with the programm pretty quick.

if a walrus knocked at my door there would be many more fucking questions than one. a walrus showing up at my house? knowing that knocking is the required social etiquette? having reasons to knock on my door and somehow the ability to do that despite having no arms? said walrus coming to me of all people?? a walrus being real is the least of my concerns at that point why the fuck does it need my help what kind of problem can I solve that a socially aware and apparently findextrous walrus fucking can't

#ahhhh this is how the discourse started #it all makes sense now

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Hey, if you don’t have something nice to say about other people’s creations (gifsets, art, fic etc)

then

don’t say anything at all.

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what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭

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#the vanilla one wasnt properly addressed #livysqueue

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more modern viewers rly needs to learn the thousands years old tradition of “hes a cunt and a menace but i want to see what he does next”

#me with dmitriy #livystoc