Me as a porn star
*gets emotionally attached to everyone i perform a scene with*
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When he’s attractive:
And he has good taste in music
and he’s hung like a horse packing a huge uncut cucumber that can destroy your hole
and he has more money than anyone could spend in a lifetime
and he eats ass so good your toe curls and your eyes twitch and your back spasms
But he doesn’t like bernie sanders and thinks free-market capitalism is the answer to fix all of our problems
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I wish everyone loved Black People as much as they love Black Culture!! #DoubleStandards #WhitePrivilege
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a weapon to surpass metal gear
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you think you’re an art hoe? i literally fucked van gogh so try again bitch!!!!
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Finding out my millionaire husband just passed.
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stare at him for a minute and try not to smile.
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thats just me on my reality show
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