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TIL that there's an '80s movie where they portrayed Smilodon by sticking actual fake teeth onto actual live lions.

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This is insane

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y’all should watch supernatural because thor the norse god is there and he looks like this

chris hemsworth wishes

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What If…

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the "jack finds out tim is robin and instead of steph sneaking around (because why would she if i don't plan on killing her off), tim asks her if she'd like to be robin and when she says "yes" and bruce says "no", they do it anyway, with tim becoming her man-in-the-chair/oracle knock-off" au. title might be a little long lol

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have you ever gazed deeply into your blorbo's eyes across time and space? Well, I have.

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So... I found this and now it keeps coming to mind. You hear about "life-changing writing advice" all the time and usually its really not—but honestly this is it man.

I'm going to try it.

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my life has changed

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did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

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VLAD'S ANGELS

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Do you wanna know what makes Jazz Fenton's character so great?

They could've easily made Jazz 'the bratty, know-it-all, holier-then-thou sibling' ... but instead they make her 'the caring, loyal and supportive sibling'!

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This is not your grave, but you are welcome to it.

Jason abandoned his grave. He didn't mean to, of course, he was just escaping being buried alive.

But he abandoned it.

The grave is just an empty coffin and a headstone, by Ghost Society standards.

Danny, passing by, realizes this.

You could say that it's...Free Real Estate.

So he claims it. Sure, there's someone elses name on the headstone, but they aren't using the grave. It probably a fake one from somebody changing their name and faking their death or something, Gotham is weird like that.

So Danny settles in, has a grave (under someone elses name but eh), and enjoys the power boost that comes with having one.

Jason, meanwhile, goes to pay his grave a visit. Call it curiosity, but he wants to see if the old man even bothers to maintain it.

When he sees it, however, he gets the feeling that he's just come across a squatter, but he doesn't know why.

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tim drake truly is the character of all time. he’s a high school drop out. he’s the ceo of a fortune 500 company. he’s missing his spleen. he attempted to clone his totally platonic dead best friend over a hundred times. he skateboards. he’s functionally an orphan. he has daddy issues and mommy issues. he’s a photographer. when he was a child, he snuck out of his house nightly to climb buildings in the worlds most dangerous city alone. he’s a fanboy. his childhood hero hates him. he figured out batman’s identity at age nine and never told anyone. he’s even bisexual.

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For those Titan's Tower AUs where Tim is all like, "That's Jason, so I'll let him torture/kill me when he pops by," what if Red Hood walks in on Robin being extra prepared. Tim greets him at the door with a smile, beckons him on over, and shows him the table of torture devices he gathered. It's almost like a kid trying to show their parent the amazing job they did in hopes they'll be praised.

"I wasn't sure which ones you preferred to use, so I grabbed a variety just in case."

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In Amity Park, you pour your cooking oil down the drain. Wes was not told that this action was inappropriate anywhere else.

It served two functions; the melted plastic bits would bring about the Blob Ghosts that liked fixing things, thereby making sure they had some on hand in case the house got damaged by a ghost attack, and the blockage would slow down the other, more ravenous Blob Ghosts; the ones that ate trash.

Except that "trash" really meant "anything inanimate", and it was better to hold those off with a distraction while summoning the helpful Blobs.

When Wes was doing what he normally did, his new roommate almost broke his legs vaulting over the counter to stop him.

"What are you doing?!" Jimmy shouted, voice cracking. "You'll melt the plastic bits and clog the pipes!"

"....Yes?" Wes didn't understand.

Then he did.

"Oh! You don't have the-okay. So how do I get rid of it here, then?"

"No, go back. We don't have the...what?"

Wes sighed, put down the pan, and pulled up a copy of the NDA he'd signed to be able to leave Amity Park.

"Confidential."

Jimmy, somehow, convinces him to break the NDA on the grounds that NDA's are not legally binding if the corporation or group that made him sign it were doing anything illegal.

Then Jimmy convinces him to say everything about his town again, but to his reporter friend Clark Kent.

Somehow, that evolved into Wes visiting his parents and smuggling both Jimmy and Clark into Amity Park.