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brickwildcat · 4 years

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The world’s foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees an old vinyl record in the window of an antique shop, “Wasp noises from around the world”.

Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can listen to it. “Certainly,” says the shop assistant and pops it onto an ancient turntable. After listening to the first track for a while, the world’s foremost authority on wasps is a bit confused.

“I don’t recognise any of these noises, and I’m the world’s foremost authority on wasps! Can you play the next track please?”

The assistant obliges and skips the needle onto the next track after a while, the world’s foremost authority on wasps is still confused “No, I still don’t recognise any of these wasps. Can you try the next track?” The assistant skips the needle on, and the world’s foremost authority on wasps listens for a little while longer before shaking his head. “It’s no good. I just don’t recognise any of these wasps”

The assistant peers at the label of the record and says…

“Oh, I’m terribly sorry. I had it on the bee side”

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brickwildcat · 4 years

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we interrupt this hiatus to bring you:

EE/EAM playing among us

Molly gets Imposter all the time and somehow nobody ever suspects her. She’s always brown with bear ears, of course.

Sylvie tries to go full Detective mode but always picks the wrong culprit (and usually defends Molly with his life). Mains green with no hat because hats are silly.

Giovanni loves being Imposter but rarely actually gets it. He practices a LOT with his boys. Mains pink and WILL get mad if someone else takes it.

Percy also goes Detective mode, but unlike Sylvie she usually arrives at the right conclusion… just for the entirely wrong reasons. Gets so distressed when she’s assigned Imposter that she turns herself in. Mains cyan, since Mera likes blue.

Ramsey loves being Imposter and is incredibly good at it from his years of con work. But he’s miffed that Percy keeps catching him FOR THE WRONG REASONS— (Mains red, and is always the last person to finish tasks because he “didn’t feel like it.”)

Zora plays third Imposter. When she really IS Imposter, it’s usually very easy to catch her because she goes on murder sprees without bothering to check if anybody’s near and abuses the vents. Mains orange.

Indus doesn’t understand the gist of the game. He loves doing tasks, though! He switches colors and hats every round, and takes a long time to decide. Never kills as Imposter because he doesn’t know how to— until he’s paired with Mera and she teaches him. Then he follows her around and kills anyone who gets near her.

Mera likes being Imposter because of the power rush, but when she’s Crewmate she tends to get voted off for being so quick to point fingers at others. Makes a surprisingly good Imposter team with Indus because he’ll protect her whether she’s his Impostermate or not. Mains blue.

Howie hates playing with most everyone because if they’d all just SHUT UP AND DO THEIR JOBS, they could win off tasks (…or murder, when he’s Imposter. he and Zora got Imposter team once and they double-killed to victory so fast nobody even had a chance). Mains black with the yellow hard hat— for his worker bees, of course.

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brickwildcat · 4 years

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