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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

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by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

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Florals embroidered onto random objects by: Severija Incirauskaite-Kriauneviciene

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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#cinammon raisin bagel

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Shoutout to whoever it was who informed me a few weeks ago that some types of Zofran have stevia in them because I got to tell my doctor about it today, and he literally made this face behind his mask because he had no idea, and he is also stevia intolerant:

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wish i could call in bitchy to work

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wish i could call in bitchy to work

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Not all heroes wear capes

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sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

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Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

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I honestly want to curate little surprise trinket boxes. I could even do themes? I dunno. Just a lil box filled with weird little trinkets. Would you buy one? Lol

A life without collecting trinkets is no life at all

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#yard sard #team yard sard #which side are you on?

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I mean, they probably aren't. Roachie died. Probably seven times.