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Gotta love Jon putting himself in situations the others warned him about and then panicking about it like he didn't willingly do it to himself

Elias: No more adventures down there

Jon: Ok.

one statement later, Jon: Where the fuck am I I'm scarwd n hyperventilatjb

Basira: Don't touch the coffin.

Jon: Sure.

episodes later, Jon: I I CNAT BRWtEATH

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winterfield groceries

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Missing him

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genuinely the funniest thing ive seen on reddit

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Being autistic is weird because I think I'd be entirely entirely immune to the maddening effects of witnessing an Elder God but learning that barnacles are arthropods rather than molluscs nearly gave me an existential crisis

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good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)

basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal

#remedial massages #like they HURT #a LOT #and yet I love it #it’s not sexual either just the pain of muscles being crushed and stretched and worked out #good

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#house spiders? harvestmen? leave ‘em be #huntsman and wolf spiders? sorry but I’ve heard too many stories of people waking up with them on their face #outside they go #please note I am in Australia so I’m talking spiders bigger than 4 inches (10cm)

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Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane

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Ya gotta…

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This image from the official Dunmeshi english website is super neat imo

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the improv impulse is so dangerous. one time a little kid asked me where the friend I was with went (she walked off to grab drinks for us) and, before I could think about why this was a bad idea, I pointed to the river and said "I drowned her" complete with a motion of pushing down someone's shoulders

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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

#lmao ratio

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Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

#you put coriander on my meat and we WILL have a fucking fist fight #soaping my goddamn steak

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have you considered being like a mother to your actual fucking children

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hey so... everyone knows Kabru is the opposite of Laios, but nobody talks about how the rest of their party members are also opposed,

scab criminal Mickbell against unionized worker Chilchuck

dogboy against catgirl

Rin the outlaw mage who hasn't actually done anything wrong against Marcille the highborn upper class mage who's secretly a necromancer

Dia the dwarf who distrusts dungeons against Senshi the naturalist who's lived in dungeons for decades

Holm the support mage who uses other creatures as a shield against Falin the cleric with a martyr complex