The kind of crisis Annie Edison would have if she was ever hit-on by a hot butch dyke would be so completely unparalleled that she would be put in gay panic paralysis for at LEAST a whole week. If not longer. And post.
actually insane bc every troy / britta heavy moment was just used to further cement the fact that abed is troy’s number one priority (and that abed was, despite doing his best to act otherwise, jealous). like when troy and britta have their first date and troy calls abed to check on him bc they were supposed to be hanging out. when troy leaves air conditioning school and hugs abed instead of britta. when troy gets mad at britta for not understanding the first day of school tradition bc its his and abed’s thing. when troy and abed wear a couples costume for halloween and britta is a ham. when britta is setting up a dance, and troy (knowing abed is on two dates) sends abed selfies. when troy gets jealous about tobey stealing abed from him, and leaves britta to go to abed. when troy leaves britta mid conversation at the christmas party to give abed an early and extremely meaningful christmas gift. when troy doesn’t remember his one year anniversary with britta but he DOES remember his third year anniversary of watching freaky friday for the first time with abed (and has planned a celebration – and then bc of the ‘freaky friday switch’ abed (as troy) breaks up with britta for troy. there’s a point where the joke stops and subtext becomes text. like
troy and abed sheriff and bandit troy and abed sheriff and bandit troy and abed sheriff and bandit troy and abed sheriff and bandit troy and abed sheriff and bandit triy and abed sheriff and vandig troy an dbaed sheriff and banri g djnmm,km,,,,,……..,,,,,,,,:’ooooo
ok so a mysterious and beautiful woman showed up on my front door to correct me about this caption and i would like yo explain that is intended to be like
community nbc male fans/jeffannie fans just hate britta because they hate the fact that britta is an actual girlboss and not a "girl power!!!" girl like annie is. there. i said it