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do ur fucking click

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#hmmm my beautiful blorbos #also yeah true

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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams

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That is, when I'm not playing shows, antagonizing fascists, staging unpermitted political actions slash performance-art pieces, or having a laugh at the pub with the mandem. I'm not a role model. I was briefly a runway model. I hate the A.M. I hate the P.M. I hate labels. I'm not a hero because calling yourself a hero makes you a self-mythologizing, narcissistic autocrat.

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Alsjaknssjs did you reach into my mind cuz YES THEY ARE TOTALLY HOLDING HANDS IN EVERY OTHER INTERVIEW

I loooooveee this source of conflict especially if Ed is the savvier of the two re:wilderness first aid (idk he took a course) and Frenchie’s the one who has to go ID this berry on a single drawing when he’s never done it before AND IN HIS PANICKED AND HUNGRY STATE HE MISREMEMBERS THE POISON IVY/OAK RHYME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

cue a desperate, regretful, delirious almost-love confession from Ed cuz he thinks one of them is gonna die in the next hour to three days AND they can’t touch each other because Frenchie is covered in urishiol and Ed is definitely allergic.

Frenchie has to wash himself and his clothes AND THE BERRIES super thoroughly before going back to Ed at which point it’s getting dark and they’ve already been huddling close for warmth but now Ed would give anything to turn back time so Frenchie would be ok and he wraps his arms around him, linking their fingers tightly and that’s just how they sleep for the next two nights til they find out that Frenchie’s gonna be fine, Ed is getting better and, well, they both seem to wake up more rested when they let themselves be really close to each other so holding hands at bedtime and more physical contact just becomes another tool on their survival arsenal

Hmmm Ed and Frenchie trying to get rich by making a blair witch-style found footage horror and getting so desperately lost in the woods and surviving so poorly that they end up getting rich by constructing a groundbreaking documentary about how the weirdest most beautifulest creative geniuses you’ve ever seen with the most minimal survival skills and little to negative affinity for the outdoors successfully make their way back to civilization after three weeks with little else but a couple cameras, an unreasonably reliable solar-powered battery, and poorly-disguised mutual attraction a very touching bond with each other.

#screaming crying #edfrenchie

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Turn on your timestamps though because I think I will legitimately lose my mind if I see one more news post from 2017 getting shared like it's recent or another fundraiser post from 2014 made by a deactivated blog. Seriously. Please. I'm so tired. And stop starting discourse with people on posts over comments they made 3+ years ago.

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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girl are you sure???????????????

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I Am Not Your Asian American Doll: a comic for AAPI Heritage Month 2023

I usually spend a lot of time editing and fine-tuning my comics so that they come across as polite and inoffensive. But honestly, I’m really tired of the way Asian cultures and countries are treated / talked about while Asian people themselves are excluded, and thought it was about time I really let my rage out lol.

id in alt

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STEPHANIE HSU as JOY WANG/JOBU TUPAKI EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE 2022 — dir. Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert