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“but shrouded black figures are scary!” not when ur muslim. its the funniest fucking thing. this is labeled on pinterest under shit like “classic horror” “scary phone wallpaper”

but that LITERALLY just looks like a niqabi or someone in a jilbab. Like Look at this pic of me (from a self photoshoot, now w/o the dramatic lighting and dark background)

or this pic of me

or this pic of me

like its so funny i can’t be scared of shrouded figures it just looks like me.

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WHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME THOR DOESN’T KNOW WHAT HE’S DOING??! He literally smiles every time someone falls for his “I’m just a dumb jock” routine. Guys, he grew up with Loki, he went to university, he’s been alive for over a millennia. His flaw in the first Thor movie was that he had too much hubris, not that he was stupid.

He knows that he can play dumb and get out of any situation. Do you all not see that sheepish smirk he always does? 

Thor: Ragnarok only confirms what the first two movies were hinting at - Thor is very intelligent and can even pull one over on Loki when he wants to. After the events in The Avengers, he knows Loki’s true feelings about him and that’s why he’s so emotional in The Dark World and why he’s always teasing him in Ragnarok.

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This is what comes up when you search Thorbruce It just makes sense

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don’t mind me just spreading the thorbruce agenda

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Collab with @tronsgender :) Love these guys

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When engaging in battle I recommend defeating the largest opponent first. Anyone that is still willing to challenge you after they fall will feel like a vacation in comparison.

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NATALIE PORTMAN AS JANE IN THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER (2022)

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for every "🌹" received in my inbox i'll post one random sentence of a random WIP i'm currently writing

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so tired of the idea that thor is dumb. he is literally extremely intelligent so can y’all stop making his entire personality “lol pop tarts”

next person i see feeding into this is getting a fork to the eye

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why do so many dudebros want to deny that eddie and venom are together, in love, in a gay relationship. “do you even read the comics” bitch do YOU? have you EVER? “my love”??????

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Ok…..but how great would it have been…..if in Thor Ragnarok……after Thor went in for a fist bump and Bruce went in for a high-five…….there was a beat where they just gazed into each others eyes…….and then……they kissed……

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This one was hard to make fun of, because it already made fun of itself so well (which is why I love it). Still, where there’s a will, there’s a way. 

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revengers

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sif: what of the brunette scientist that had you so enamored?

thor, thinking for a moment: yes, I suppose brunet is correct, even as a giant green rage monster. what happened is—

sif: giant green rage monster?

thor: oh. you meant jane

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You don’t need abs to be worthy! 

Some VERY WELL DESERVED body positive love for Thor, soon also available on my Society 6 as a print and other things. 

Inspired by the adorable ‘you don’t need abs to be fab’ picture <3 

Art note: Bodies change throughout life, and Thor is no exception. And his reasons are completely understandable and valid. He suffered the most loss and failure and he became depressed. This is something that happens to many people, because life is unfair and hard. This godly character suddenly became relatable. And it saddens me that he was treated like a continuous fat joke throughout the movie instead of being supported and loved, that is why I made this art, to show support and love for this character, and anyone who relates to him. <3 

Click for higher resolution. Please like or reblog if saved. Ask me if you want to use this picture for anything, I don’t bite ;) 

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whered he even get that on an alien spaceship

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