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i'mma be real i've been avoiding tumblr because i have parental controls on it buuuut today's my 18th birthday so here's y'all's chance 2 wish me a happy birthday!!! :)

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Happy Meat Day everyone!

#happy american meat day!

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Can’t wait to see this part in the movie

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we really need to re-introduce the term "publicity stunt" back into our vocabulary. too many people are getting continually duped by blatant marketing ploys bc fundamentally they don't see celebrities as....greedy millionaires cashing in on media trends to make money

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he never cuts it hahaha. by ep 7 he's gonna look like a sheepdog

Also they keep changing John’s hair, man has a full on afro now

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being a bloblobber/slosher on a team of all dualies is like being a queen bee in the center of the worker hive. Go my Boo-boo Bears Defend me With Your Life

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IM WATCHING OLD SPONGEBOB YTPS AND DID TOBY REFERENCE SPAMTON’S “MONEY NO” LINE FROM THIS ONE FEEL LIKE IM GOING INSANE THIS USED TO BE ONE OF MY FAVS

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this is how asriel got his ears pierced too

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#artists

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The most important canon facts TailsTube has given us

-Tails uses tumblr -In his world, tumblr has a two-tailed icon -The fact above might imply Tails has created tumblr

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Bothered when fan art makes the jawline sharper, nose smaller, lips thinner, adds abs, tidieds hair, widens eyes. Like yeah you love them, I love them, but you took out all the best parts. That's the stuff that made them different from someone else

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animal sniffing something: hm….. object. woagh

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Every time I close my eyes I see this one cat that won second place in the Cat Fancier's Association kitten category

#he wins... my heart

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Cannot stress enough that calling an adult a "stupid head" always makes them look like the idiot if they get offended

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sometimes as a short person seeing a tall person I'm taken by the urge to say "wow you're so tall" and every time I think "they're probably sick of hearing that" so I say out loud "kind of short, aren't you" and they inevitably say "what" and the only explanation I can give is "thought you might not get that much" and I could just say nothing, but I don't, and I believe that's the primary symptom of whatever's wrong with me

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oh boy do i love combining my hyperfixations