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#jerry is me and the wind is life

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every real estate show with a hetero couple

man: okay but what about my MAN CAVE?

woman: wow this is a great closet but where will we put my husband’s clothes? ha ha ha

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I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.

Kurt Vonnegut (via hplyrikz)

Clear your mind here

(via hplyrikz)

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Fungi Stickers // PlanItbyMPP

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god if this aint me

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Nicki Minaj is offering to pay tuition for dozens of her followers on Twitter right now, as long as they have good grades.

GOD I Love Black Celebrities making real shit like this 

#NickiMinaj #BlackPride

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Source

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I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY

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A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)

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the random post generator just dragged me within an inch of my life

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You come to the realization that the tall metal fences surrounding the orphanage aren’t made to keep the children safe from the public, but to keep the public safe from what’s inside.

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*points to the ground* hey you dropped your pocket

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