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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#2 is literally .1% high

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John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes

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love when christians threaten ppl with the rapture. like youre all gonna leave at once? for free? im so downnn

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@thestuffedalligator I made you a soundpost hope you like it!

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unfollow me if u have not fallen in love with me

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Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

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everyone loves Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet. shout-out to a real one

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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reminder that you aren't eating a grilled cheese with tomato soup rn

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please watch this scene from the Garfield movie that establishes how evil the villain is

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pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution

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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular