i swear the universe hates me and wants to push me down a flight of stairs bc earlier today i was sitting there like a little clown smiling to myself thinking abt how comfortable ive become around my bf even though its been so long bc it takes me awhile to open up and be myself 10000000000000% and i was thinking abt how hes loyal and never lies to me and doesn’t get upset with me over dumb things/doesnt take his anger out on me anymore n then tonight he goes n lies abt something and also gets mad at me and also makes me cry . i shld have knocked on wood OMG it all makes sense now ! my bad
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he lied abt something so weird tonight which made me feel anxious but i pretended i didnt know n kept being happy but then he made me cry bc he snapped at me for no reason haha :D i just asked him to repeat a question a couple of times bc i didnt hear what he said the first time and he was like im not fucking saying again its so fucking annoying just shut up. n tht made me cry like a stupid little baby Rip 2 me
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All i do.. Is Be taken... For Granite..
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2 be fair i have ptsd from my first ever bf who legit said “dont let me talk to girls bc ill catch feelings” and he wasnt lying ! that boy cheated on me like 5 different times LMFAOO
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boyfriend likes 1 (one) tweet from a girl and i start shaking profusely
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the Being cripplingly terrified of sleep paralysis to Sleeping on my back every night bc i dont want wrinkles pipeline
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this comment on a p*rn audio is so fucking funny Lzmdoahd¥~’aLMFAO
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i gasped
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needed to come up with a groundbreaking excuse as to why i couldnt attend my appointment today then melbourne went into lockdown so i dont have to go or make up an excuse i just think thats so hot
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i want to bite my bfs nose off and bake it in the oven
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i want to bite my bfs nose off and bake it in the oven
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i have sent my boyfriend Four selfies today and not once did he call me beautiful hot gorgeous OR sexy ... hello ...... im dropping so many hints and ur STILLL not getting it !
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ur feet GROW ???????? when ur pregnant what the FUCK thats sick and twisted add that to the list of reasons to nevergive birth
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i am a prisoner to my accidental 26 day snapchat streak . fucked around and got attached to u *gnash voice*
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crazy 2 think tht I'm just a series of posts in someones phone screen
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got the methane, im a farter
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life rocks my socks bc i can finally buy sugar free cappuccino instant coffee at my local grocery store <3
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