If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.
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ブルーソーダ
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watching sports that is incomprehensible to you with your partner is a form of love
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do you think i can finish all my essays in the next two weeks?
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well i may not be the prettiest person in the room or the coolest person in the room i think im at least the third funniest
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i’m feeling angry / i’m feeling mad at me
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hey wait a minute
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Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom. Get it hot like Papa John. Make a bitch go on and on. It's a femininomenon.
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me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight
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selenadeflor
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having online friends is so fun! but watch out! the distinse......
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when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:
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