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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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ya’ll still really believe that you used to be able to edit other peoples posts on tumblr and not the reality that john green really just did say all that

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I want to finger alan wakes b-hole until he sees god... #truthbomb

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“i want hunter x hunter to come off hiatus”. well i want an end to global warmning 😑

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Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

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my beautiful nonbinary child named superglue who loves to chase me with garden shears

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deadbeat tumblr mutual

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Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

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Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

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hey Neopets can you explain why you have an unreleased petpet that's just a human man on all fours

you can take your time but I do need an answer

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the white boy wiggle

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*goes mall shopping with lana*

me: i missed this <3

lana: my boyfriend taught me how to file a restraining order and i do jiu jitsu

me: ummm well what do you think about this dress...?

lana: *tries it on* how do you feel about it?

me: it looks so good on you lana banana :P

lana: don't call me that.

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