the funniest part of senshi teaching what sex is to chilchuck is not that chilchuck has 3 children, it's that senshi has been stuck in the dungeon since he was a kid and he specifically left the orc tribes so he wouldn't have to marry one of them, conclusion, senshi has never seen a naked woman irl and was probably just repeating to chilchuck an explanation given to him by one of the other dwarves
Chilchuck is the most stubborn person alive because ain't no way I'm letting my coworkers give me the sex talk because he's mistaken me for a virgin teenager and not the father of 3 that I am just because I don't want to share anything about my personal life like is it admirable or stupid at this point??
A Sp0o0o0ky Halloween collaboration with @fabulouskatske! The Xeno!Blurr is a personal creation inspired by Xenomorphs (ofc) from the “Alien” movie series and videogames! Katzi was the GENIUS behind Shockwave’s design, based off of an interpretation of Loki from the Viking Horror Game: “Apsulov: End Of Gods”. Have a Happy Halloween, sweetsparks!
I feel like I have some of the most random headcanons. but I am lowkey obsessed with the fact that John Dory is so much older than Branch that he potentially could have dated their friends'/peers' parents, and/or anything else funny and possibly entertaining that the large age difference entails lmaokskssbcdsbcjdh
tarn’s favorite way of scaring the decepticons he’s hunting is to pull up next to their base and turn his location on in robotinder so his profile pops up with a “near you” flag
Why Luigi have multiple colors eyes blue,green,brown reddish in different drawings?
Found this old thing.
He was affected by the power-ups, brainwashing, and dying. OG eye color was blue.
When I was 11 I could never decide what eye color to give him, so I changed it every time. Now I've just assigned a color to each major event that happens
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