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starry comp

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The Dark Urge giving gale heart palpitations in balders gate three

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Uma Thurman

David LaChapelle | 1997

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Pre Avernus Karlach doodle(?)

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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

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anyone else get really pissed off when astarion looks at the camera with the biggest wettest eyes known to creation. like GIRL we see them!!!

(inspired by this post:)

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When the party comes back early to camp ✨

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Hey so this interaction is devastating

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Quick reminder that our favorite wizard has +4 strength over both Gale and Astarion, +3 over Wyll, and +2 over Halsin. He'd have no problem picking you up and throwing you into bed.

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So, we all love Gale’s mirror image/simulacrum, and how the ‘certain measure of Gale’s personality’ that he retains is Gale’s sweet, dorky charm…but is Gale himself aware of this?

I don’t believe we ever see Gale actually interact with his mirror image, as it always appears as a replacement when Gale is elsewhere.

It’s possible Gale has always just assumed he’s created this 100% straightforward, serious mirror image who radiates scholarly intelligence…because surely, that’s the aspect of his personality that it would pull from, right?

Imagine if one night, after Gale and Tav are married and living in Waterdeep, they start reminiscing about their romance. Tav brings up their first night together, and mentions how surprised they were to see Gale’s mirror image standing in his place at camp.

Gale is pleased, and says with a gentle laugh that he hopes Tav wasn’t too intimidated by his simulacrum’s stoic nature.

To which Tav responds oh no, not at all! They loved how adorable he was, and they still remember the cute pose he did to represent Gale’s personality!

Gale (perplexed): …darling, whatever do you mean? What pose…?

Cue Tav, perfectly miming this:

Gale:

HE DID WHAT

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I think we are not talking enough about Astarion's low grunts of pleasure during the kisses. and his long satisfied sighs afterwards

and in case if you were wondering there are two types of moans and sights for each kiss. the ones where he grunts more, and the ones where he sighs in the end. one of those versions on the video 🤍

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le promo pics

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The way Ansur didn't pass the "would you still love me if I was a worm" test

Pathetic

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I want another 50 new kisses for this hot wizard💕

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I can't stop looking at the little freckles on his chest🖤🦇

Shirtless Astarion is a constant in every one of my playthroughs. But I mean, can you blame me?

LOOK AT HIM 😩🥵