bunny-j3st3r

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on the fence about humanizing a certain someone (it's very weirdly intimidating even as a thought) but i'm open to the idea of humanoid dustin if i get to keep them fucked up and mangled looking

#oh yeah I'm gonna be so normal about this buck I promise #FURIOUS HAND JERKING MOTIONS

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posting my old pixel art day 20

made in 2021

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this is bullshit. November 30th has been consumed, sorry everyone

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me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with

#rose and sunny @ hyacinth

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Imagine if eldritch giants attacked your village, massacred the entire population, your family, your friends, cooked and ate their corpses in front of you and then one of them found you cowering in its oversized belongings and went "Aww cute little creature, I'll keep you."

That's what happened to this critter.

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this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please

#lotus

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#oh im glad he mentioned the homophobia of it #because it very much did feel like that #no doubt in my mind the other person turns out to be a terf or somthing lmfao

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[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

#oh im glad were all agreeing

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Transgender dog bot.🏳️‍⚧️

(he/it)

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Ooohh Jax

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I love robots and machines n stuff. But like in a "my ass could never work as a mechanic" kind of way

#knowing stare #yeag

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Imagine you’re friends with someone who hosts a really popular internet game show, and he invites you on a couple of times and you gain a reputation for winning that gameshow. Then, he sets up a show where the whole point of it is that you cannot win the game, just to break your streak of the whole thing. Your trust breaks just a little bit.

Next time, he asks you to put on a mic pack for another episode of the game show, turns out it’s a heart rate monitor for another episode where you have to sit there and be almost tortured as you attempt to keep yourself calm. Your trust is devolving.

Next time, you come on the show, he tells you to go and wait in the green room and locks you in there, he’s a recording on the screen because he’s locked in the bathroom, he’s been there the whole time, you’re forced to do an escape room to go to work. You don’t know if you can trust him anymore.

Next time, you go on the show, you play bingo, you don’t trust him, something’s wrong, he’s been manipulating players to manipulate players into manipulating players. There was no way for you to win this one, not really.

You are a mouse trapped in a maze

You are a performing monkey at the circus

You are the most popular person on TikTok despite not having a tiktok

You are Brennan Lee Mulligan and this is your life. Sam is your boss, your chief scientist and ringmaster. You will never escape.

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always thinking about that anti abortion story where the baby came out the pussy laughing and the drs immediately started beating the shit out of it

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speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.