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what’s the cheapest meat?

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last year a boy walked into my class 20 minutes late and really high and my teacher asked him why he was so late and he said “i don’t know i think there were more stairs than usual”

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Cuddling in the summer

Me: Listen, I love you but this is not sustainable.

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(photo via rhynoplaz)

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when ur friends keep roasting u after u tell them 2 stop

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i cant believe she posed for a selfie

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Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

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east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work

west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land

Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years

floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-

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reaper: i have come to take you

me: let me ask my mom

reaper: it's not a choi-

me: she said no

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HES DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT!

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

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