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#super weird one but my family SWEARS on their LIVES my sister is being followed by the boogie man #like dead ass the boogie man himself #idk my mom got thrown into the wall by this thing

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#now why did we stop doing this exactly #if it aint broke dont fix it

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Oh so you think we get enough lesbian rep in media?? Name one fictional butch lesbian that outwardly expresses their emotions.

Not "stone cold", not "bottling it up", doesn't have trouble expressing themself, expresses to more people than just their partner, feels actual emotions and not just neutrality and anger, etc etc.

I just want you to name one singular fictional butch lesbian that outwardly expresses the way that they feel at any given moment. Any form of emotional intelligence seems to be stripped away the moment a character is a butch lesbian. And I don't like it !!

#DEB FROM Q FORCE #YOU ALL MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN BUT I HAVENT #I LIKED IT. IT WAS A GOOD SHOW

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"I love toxic Yuri!!"

Shut up y'all couldn't even handle them

#jasper my love #LIGHT of my LIFE

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is 30s too late for a career change how to change careers how to become evil sorcerer evil sorcerer salaries evil sorceror indeed dot com

#dead ass me rn

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chimpanzees are the closest thing to demons in this world i am very harsh on chimpanzees considering my huge love for other apes but they are so fucking mean and they are capable of knowing better

#WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNYYYYYY #PULL ME APART WITH ITS HUGE HANDS #BITCH YOU ARE MONKEY BREAD

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sumo wrestlers in a sunflower field

#overripe cabbage patch kids

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rayne what’s homestuck about?

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If you feel comfortable please tell me about your middle name in the tags too! I'm nosey and don't know what to do with my own middle name lmao

#wanna get rid of the first name. use the middle name. nickname that bitch up #except i cant do that like offically because guess what my sister named her fucking son 🙃 #its okay what if i went by something stupid #like. wrathgar or something #now that would be a good name

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Being an adult means sharing space with assholes. There's gonna be shit you need to do, and the only way to get it is by working with one or more huge assholes. They're not evil. They're not gonna hurt you. Usually they're not even bad people, they're just assholes. And you gotta know how to share space with em.

#this is funny #i make them quit their jobs

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There is just something so funny about Ianthe constantly getting stuck in duos where she is the least favorite.

Pull off an incredibly complex con in your early childhood and become the best necromancer of your generation? Everyone likes your sister more.

Ascend to goodhood? God likes the freshly lobotomised bone nun operating at 60% brain capacity more.

Try to woo the bone nun? She prefers her dead girlfriend she forgot about, actually. Also the body she has been hallucinating.

Save God, at the risk of your own life, becoming his only remaining lyctor? He has a surprise daughter. You're not even on the radar.

Become bff's with gods daughter? Whoops! Harrow is back.

My girl just can not catch a break. Whatever she does in Alecto, I hope it's funny and stand behind it.

Truly makes you think if the power of friendship could have fixed her.

#ianthe is the definition of doomed by the narrative but also i want to watch her and her sister fight to the death #it would be poetic and beautiful okay..

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Harrow: my deepest darkest trauma is that my parents killed a bunch of children in order to make me into a powerful necromancer. they died for me. their blood is on my hands.

Gideon: that sucks dude. anyways I'm going to sacrifice myself to save your life. you'll be an even more powerful necromancer. pretty sick, huh?

Gideon: why are you so upset about this

Gideon: is it because you don't like me

#is this too much to ask for

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quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

#ope its shit im sorry #makes my mouth feel…chalky #its like liquid salad without ranch or croutons? #AND its supposed to be hot? shoot me #im a hater

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OB-FUCKING-SESSED WITH THE WAY THEY DID THIS SCENE . WISH I COULD SAY I EDITED THIS

#i was smoking when i watched this and thought i made up the youtube zoom in

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ryoko kui is hands down the queen of character design

#sameface syndrome is TERRIFIED of ryoko kui

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My funny baby got spayed yesterday and is required to jack my style til her stitches come out

Bro this puppy is snug as a fucking BUG rn

#im obsessed with her okay #shes the only thing i wanna talk about and you have to deal with it

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Literally made this post over a year ago but i dont care look at my dog

LOOK AT HER. LOOK AT HER

Bro this puppy is snug as a fucking BUG rn

#I DEMAND YOU #LOOK AT HER #MY LITTLE ANGEL BABY DEMON PARASITE BABY GIRLLLLL #UGH #great danes #can i get 5 more of these little wrinkley bitches